The first mention on Twitter of 'Darren Eales NUFC' or 'Darren Eales Newcastle' this year came from the @NUFC account.
No journalist. No ITK account.
Makes you think, eh?
#NUFC
🎙 Fancy yourself as a football commentator?
#NUFC are looking for people to join the in-stadium access commentary service for visually impaired supporters which is being introduced at St. James' Park.
More info ⤵️
Things I've found funny today...
1) not knowing whether duty free prices were good value
2) 'no drinking on the job'
3) full body search by security
4) apple slices
5) double decker trains
6) trying to find the Eiffel Tower but finding a crime scene instead
#IfYouKnowYouKnow
Olympique Marseille are set to sign Chancel Mbemba on a free transfer from Porto, done deal. Been told he will sign until June 2025 with OM. 🚨🔵 #OM
Mbemba is set to undergo medical tests and then sign - first called by @Mode55489648. Official soon. #TeamOM
Carney Chukwuemeka of Aston Villa was a name mentioned in Newcastle circles earlier in summer. They were aware of his contract situation. Interesting developments at Villa. One to watch. #nufc
Last time I tweeted from here…
Owner: Mike Ashley
Manager: Steve Bruce
Premier League position: 19th
Recent signing: Shit Brazilian striker called Joelinton
Fill me in on what’s happened since 🙏