ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪

Used to do minute-by-minute commentaries. And podcasts. Now just do the very occasional witty tweet.

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

"I think less than 40,000 needs to be the benchmark figure for true success."

My thoughts on #BoycottArsenal.

https://t.co/OUWxbGWSBy

#NUFC

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

Congratulations Mr Lascelles on becoming the most expensive club cheerleader in the Premier League 2022/23! 🎉🎉🎉

[Jordan Cronin @jordancronin_]

Eddie Howe has confirmed Jamaal Lascelles will remain #NUFC’s captain for the new Premier League season.

https://t.co/tcw4fCJ6Sj

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

The first mention on Twitter of 'Darren Eales NUFC' or 'Darren Eales Newcastle' this year came from the @NUFC account.

No journalist. No ITK account.

Makes you think, eh?

#NUFC

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

Hoping today's commentator doesn't apply. The visually impaired have suffered enough already. #NUFC

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

🎙 Fancy yourself as a football commentator?

#NUFC are looking for people to join the in-stadium access commentary service for visually impaired supporters which is being introduced at St. James' Park.

More info ⤵️

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

Me when I see Jacob Murphy starting a game for Newcastle United in 2022 #NUFC

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

📝 How we line-up for this afternoon's pre-season friendly against 1860 Munich.

HWTL! ⚫️⚪️

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

Things I've found funny today...

1) not knowing whether duty free prices were good value
2) 'no drinking on the job'
3) full body search by security
4) apple slices
5) double decker trains
6) trying to find the Eiffel Tower but finding a crime scene instead

#IfYouKnowYouKnow

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

Nae bridges. Shite.

[Talk of Tyneside @TalkofTyneside]

What a spot for pre season #NUFC

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

Good move for the 23 year old.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Olympique Marseille are set to sign Chancel Mbemba on a free transfer from Porto, done deal. Been told he will sign until June 2025 with OM. 🚨🔵 #OM

Mbemba is set to undergo medical tests and then sign - first called by @Mode55489648. Official soon. #TeamOM

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

There's our big name signing this summer lads and lasses! #NUFC

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

Carney Chukwuemeka of Aston Villa was a name mentioned in Newcastle circles earlier in summer. They were aware of his contract situation. Interesting developments at Villa. One to watch. #nufc

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

Funny how Miguel Delaney and Barry Glendenning haven't tweeted about these unlawful killings reported today, eh? Makes you think doesn't it. #NUFC

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

Go and ban me again please Twitter if this is the case…

[andy norton @nortonsflyer]

@ByTheMinNUFC Nah not much! Ashley still here and teams in div 3 🤷‍♂️🤣

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

@TheMightySteve Probably get banned again by then for calling someone a twat or doing a poll without tagging the king.

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

Fun fact: same date as we buried Man Utd alive 5-0 that. Did they ever find no.5 btw?

[Kevin Monaghan @youngmono]

@ByTheMinNUFC

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

@dcb72 Probably due a rebranding since the whole ByTheMin thing has gone down further than the Mackems in recent times.

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

@TheMightySteve Must have. Or pity. One of the two.

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

Last time I tweeted from here…

Owner: Mike Ashley
Manager: Steve Bruce
Premier League position: 19th
Recent signing: Shit Brazilian striker called Joelinton

Fill me in on what’s happened since 🙏

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

I’ve been in Twitter jail since 2019.

THREE YEARS!

Did I miss anything?

#NUFC

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

@stephb____ The better looking one

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

@TrickyFixture Kamala Harris is box to box these days though so will be there as added cover.

[ByTheMinute NUFC ⚫⚪ @ByTheMinNUFC]

When the Dems have better tactics than Steve Bruce you have to worry.