My mom: *puts extra virgin olive oil on the table*
Niece (9): OHHH I KNOW YOU AINT TRYNNA MAKE ME NO VIRGIN!!!”
Mom: “😦 Uhhh you better be a virgin.”
Niece: *adamant* “I don’t wanna be no virgin!”
Mom: “Girl what’s a virgin?”
Niece: “Them people who don’t eat meat!”
Me: