Jill Byrnes

Social Director for the Birdtown Country Club

[Jill Byrnes @ByrnesJill]

@midwestoner1 Woman backed into my stopped car in a parking lot. She was apologetic and we exchanged info. She lied and said I rear ended her! Luckily I could pull security footage to show what happened. Should have called the cops.

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@goldnecklace2 @2chis1dogmom @hnjohnso After telling her she shouldn’t drive for months, my 77yo mother’s car had a huge dent in the side this week. I asked what happened. She lied and said she was side swiped. I told her I would track down security footage and she finally confessed she did it. We are selling the car.

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@BlisterPearl Root/Boot/Toot from MN

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@Ranavalona111 I stopped gifting my nieces and nephews when they were out of highschool. Now they’re married with little kids so I buy for their children. It’s way more fun to gift little kids. Maybe tell the family you’re donating the adult Christmas money gifts to kids in need instead?

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@DeRushaJ I bet most of the complainers couldn’t identify our flag in a lineup😆

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@CheyCab My friends and I have done this the last 4 years during the holidays. It’s SO awesome. We always aim to cover the check + tip + a bonus $1000 in cash. We try to pick small, inexpensive restaurants where the tips are probably on the smaller side.

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@MaxBoot The Dems won in 2022 on abortion rights and election validity. The Rs just elevated someone who owns these issues. Seems like a great message in swing states to me.

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@Chris_Hawkey This behavior is the definition of a zipper move. Don’t move over until the end then alternate. Your behavior under utilizes the available traffic lanes and slows traffic down.

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@hello__caitlin I literally thought this was a “White Girls” parody😂

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@mollypeonies I know people run their AC because of allergies in the spring.

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@dhmontgomery We have had great luck with Banana Republic.

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@CheyCab My mother has moved in with me and doesn’t drive. Do you have clients like this that engage you on an ass needed basis? She doesn’t trust Uber.

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@MorePerfectUS My son is 23 and a T1D. Knowing that he’ll soon age out of our insurance is terrifying. Thank you for the exposure and I credit it with the recent changes we’ve seen!

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@SjamaanN House 1 and not even close.

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@ProjectLincoln How about a share of stock? Id be rich!

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@CheyCab Because most of us buy a house at the top of what we can afford, never buy a house thinking you will “just” fix certain things. Everything takes 10x longer and 3x more $ than expected. That hideous bath? Yeah, expect to live with it for 10 years. Your eyeballs become dead to it.

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@KevinMKruse @oomfabelle This is the stupidest Gen X take ever, unless we were the over-achieving pre school, and not the slacker generation. I would have said The Challenger explosion.

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@DeRushaJ No over the top vocal gymnastics. You could feel the meaning in the words. Just the best.

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@RonFilipkowski God, old people can be stupid.

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@Target Trying to add a shopping partner to my app and you keep sending the exact same invalid code. And no way to get support via the app. Be better.