ben tweeting things

nudie as the day I was born

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

when I graduated with my stats degree I walked across the stage and shook the crusty old department chair’s hand. he pulled me in close and whispered in my ear “correlation is causation a lot of the time”

[Daniel Litt @littmath]

a collection of set theorists who are so excited that they cannot contain themselves

[Bobby Fijan @bobbyfijan]

Townhomes designed by IM Pei in Philly

[malcolm @malcolmcox_]

new campaign hq:

[ben tweeting things @BzrTweeting]

[talking to the guy who helps me come up with my tweets]

Me: ok how about this

[ben tweeting things @BzrTweeting]

I’m looking to get into eating trash

[ben tweeting things @BzrTweeting]

God gives his toughest splits to his strongest bowlers

[ben tweeting things @BzrTweeting]

My new toothpaste is only approved by 1/10 dentists but it’s the one dentist who is normally super picky

[ben tweeting things @BzrTweeting]

Indulging myself with some Numi breakfast blend tea even though it is NOT breakfast time.
#bad #boy #badboy

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I like wearing cord der Roy’s because I can store crumbs in the ridges

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@hamsusspartybus That visit took years off my life

[ben tweeting things @BzrTweeting]

It’s time we moved away from the US dollar and started a currency system based on these cool rocks I just found

[ben tweeting things @BzrTweeting]

None of this would have happened if we all just swallowed our pride and voted for @RealBenCarson

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@hamsusspartybus Just beat him up

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@hamsusspartybus Not so crunchy

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@hamsusspartybus This is about water right