mike

my name is Mike

[mike @imsorryryan1]

@JeffPassant I might move back… my new roommate is annoying anyway #atleastryanisgone

[mike @imsorryryan1]

@HoopsForecast This is so cool and interesting!

[mike @imsorryryan1]

@SportsCentralLA @MLBRandomStats @HoopsForecast @DarrenMHaynes This is so cool!!

[mike @imsorryryan1]

@HoopsForecast Thanks so much!!!

[mike @imsorryryan1]

DO NOT TRADE NICO. HES MY HALL PASS.

[mike @imsorryryan1]

Nico Hoerner please dab after u hit a home run in this 6th inning. #dab

[mike @imsorryryan1]

I just spent the last 30 mins trying to re-login to my Twitter account from 2021. I got locked out and had to reset my password three times. Elon your app sux. All this to say: if Ryan Pressly has has 0 fans, that checks out. #cubs

[mike @imsorryryan1]

Home for the holidays and I really had ruffles and dip for dinner

[mike @imsorryryan1]

@BzrTweeting Literally. Someone just made that shit up.

[mike @imsorryryan1]

I only wish I played sports so I could have the opportunity to featured on the wall of my local @Applebees

[mike @imsorryryan1]

There are people who park their cars in garages and there are people who use their garage as a black hole of random shit as their car sits in the driveway. WHICH ONE ARE YOU

[mike @imsorryryan1]

@andyshiiii I’ve been silenced for too long.

[mike @imsorryryan1]

Don’t come for me but- normalize not liking the Beatles 😤😤😤

[mike @imsorryryan1]

Shit really be bussin lately

[mike @imsorryryan1]

If you want your heart to be warm, watch people get picked up at the airport 🥺

[mike @imsorryryan1]

Is it too early or too late? Depends how you view you’re day. #replytwit (written at 3:33AM)

[mike @imsorryryan1]

Yes. That would be sooo funny. Please do it. Please steal my glasses and ask how many fingers you’re holding up. Haha. That would be hilarious.

[mike @imsorryryan1]

@PhantomeMusic Let’s goooo

[mike @imsorryryan1]

Chronically suffering form typo-syndrome.

[mike @imsorryryan1]

@BzrTweeting You caught me. 🥸

[mike @imsorryryan1]

Ugh, such a gross poop.
Too. Many. Ppl. In. Here.
Almost a haiku.