Exciting Whites🅰️

🅰️ntonio Brown’s Presidential Campaign Manager

[Exciting Whites🅰️ @C00perDeJawn]

insane urinal etiquette they both need to be locked in a super max

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Russian Garbage Human @RusGarbageHuman]

>be Henry Nowak, 18
>first year accounting, Southampton
>walking home after footie night, few pints
>see guy carrying a massive sheathed knife
>film him because what the fuck
>say to him "you're a bad man"
>he replies "I am a bad man"

>four quick thrusts
>feel warm buzz on my jaw
>he snatches my phone
>see the glimmer of a foot-long knife

>panic
>climb bin, vault fence, legs failing
>blood trail behind me
>collapse, crawling
>attacker tells police I'm a racist
>that I stole his turban
>they handcuff me in my own pool of blood
>"I've been stabbed" I gasp
>"no, you're a racist" says the brown
>police agree and keep me cuffed

>pass out
>air ambulance too late
>dead at 12:37am

>attackers mum takes knife home
>MUST PRESERVE THE IZZAT
>my phone (with full video) found in his pocket
>story takes 6 months to come out because of how insane it is and security services involvement

>mfw a brown man stole the video of my own death

>Britain, 2025

[Exciting Whites🅰️ @C00perDeJawn]

@troop_hater Link now please

[Abel Avellan @AbelAvellan]

Space-based cellular broadband to every American is coming!🤠📶
@ATT @Verizon @TMobile

[Bloomberg @business]

An obscure SpaceX rival has rallied 6,000%, powered by a group of zealots called SpaceMobbers and a stock guru known only as the Kook. https://t.co/IDsIxgvUIv

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨TRUMP TO SCHOOL KIDS: ‘IRAN WAS 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM KILLING YOU’

[🅰️symmetric @asymmetric_bets]

$ASTS Newer shareholders watching the price while SpaceMob OG’s patiently wait for Rakuten selling to be done.

[Exciting Whites🅰️ @C00perDeJawn]

@deepvaluedude OG bag holder here, (first 100 shares were sub $2). Have a couple questions if you’ll hear em

[ESPN @espn]

Eagles right tackle Lane Johnson confirmed to ESPN that he will be returning for a 14th season.

[Exciting Whites🅰️ @C00perDeJawn]

@SidRelder Everyone point and laugh 🫵😂

[Exciting Whites🅰️ @C00perDeJawn]

@Gococks39 You should include the positions for the semi-casuals

[Gamecock Sin @Sinderella_SC]

This entire season is your fault. I hope nothing but the worst for you.

[Exciting Whites🅰️ @C00perDeJawn]

@PHLEaglesNation Oh awesome we have Diddy playing corner now

[Humble Flow @HumbleFlow]

I’ve held back from criticizing Pope Leo for obvious reasons, but I will not accept this

Never.

[Omni Man @omniscientman38]

If South Carolina goes 5-0 during this stretch I will butt funnel an Oreo McFlurry

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! VP JD Vance just UNLEASHED on Democrats for their violent rhetoric against ICE and law enforcement, calls out Gavin Newsom BY NAME.

"YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL, and you have NO PLACE in the political conversation in the United States!"

"Because HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS! When Democrats like Gavin Newsom say these people are 'part of an authoritarian government.' When they lie about who they're arresting...what they're doing is encouraging crazy people to go and commit VIOLENCE."

"You don't have to agree with our policies. But if your political rhetoric encourages violence against our law enforcement, you can go STRAIGHT TO HELL!"

WOW!

[Exciting Whites🅰️ @C00perDeJawn]

@incognitoStunna please delete.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Clemson is Clemson once again

Loaded roster

Given grace after LSU game

Time to shame them