Malcolm Cochrane

Done shit I’m proud of, done shit I’m not proud of. love my wife, my dog (Lilith) and Tottenham Hotspur. (*not necessarily in that order!)

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

It doesn’t matter how fit you are, maximum, is maximum. The better you get, the more maximum, maximum becomes. Always give it you all. #fit #allornothing #maximum #peak #fitness #doyouevenlift #wisewords

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

@CJMackenzie93 Altitude nonces! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tweet of the year that Macca lad! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

@MyCameraSaw @SpursOfficial @NUFC @David_Ornstein @FabrizioRomano Oh! Punctuation police are out! 👏

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

Someone start a rumour that @SpursOfficial are interested in @NUFC target Johan Manzambi.
I just want to see there fans go into meltdown! 🤣
@David_Ornstein @FabrizioRomano any truth?

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

So…… after the ‘MGW - HERE WE GO’ fiasco last preseason

Until Fernandes & Tonali’s ‘Welcome to Tottenham’ videos drop, I’m still not convinced.

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

@Dougie93 Exactly, your revenues trebled as has the value of your club! 👀
But you can’t have a big 1bn shiney new stadium and spend money on the best players. We spent years on our stadium and watched the likes of Bale, Modric & Berbatov go and never replaced. Revenue now is astronomical

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

And there it is! Dopamine hit! Dont care how much we paid for him, or how much we paid for Fernandes. The fact every nufc whufc and mufc fans heads have literally fallen off in the comments sections on this platform has made my season before it even starts!!! COYS! ⚪️🔵

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham agree record deal to sign Sandro Tonali from Newcastle, HERE WE GO! 💥

Agreement between clubs closed and also on player side with the Italian midfielder. 🇮🇹

Fee higher than £85m paid for Mateus Fernandes.

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

I ordered the new Spurs h & a kits from DHGate in May, roughly 2 wks before the end of the season. There was an option to have the Prem Lge logo on the sleeve. I didn’t do it, i was so sure we’d stay up till it came to adding them in the basket! sleeve looks better blank anyway.

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

Every #nufc fan crying on my time line at this Tonali situation. You knew he was leaving, his agent was making waves towards the end of the season. So yeah the fans have every right to be pissed. But…… there heads will fall off if it’s Spurs he ends up at! That’s gonna hurt!

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

@SpursArmyTweets Think you’ll find this is 1st April 2018. Dele scored twice in our last win at the Bridge 3-1. So 8 years ago. Not 30! Dele wasn’t even born in 1990.

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

@alexpoole19 How about you fcuk off! 😉

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

This is just pure attacking football, Brave from both teams. You score 4 we’ll score 5! And there’s still 10 mins to go so might squeeze a couple more in yet! #psgbay #ucl

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

@CJMackenzie93 Most Spursy thing this season is for us to get through to the final and get relegated!!! 🤣

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

💚👸🏼#TTE

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

At fucking last!! Let’s hope it’s not too little too late! @SpursOfficial you have 11 days to sort this shit mess out!

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

The way things are going, Kier Starmer will be forced to walk before Thomas Frank fcuking does!!! @SpursOfficial it’s an absolute farce!

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

Worse case scenario here is @NUFC don’t turn up. @SpursOfficial get all 3points or even 1 point if Spurs can sneak a draw, meaning Frank is still in charge! Wissa & co. need to just add another nail in this coffin that doesn’t seem to stay shut!!! #frankout #viniout #langeout

[B. @InvertTheWing]

I really do think is Thomas Frank loses today, it will be the end of him. Solely because there is a 10 day gap to get an interim sorted out.

But that is exactly the reason Tottenham are winning, and Frank will buy time before getting humiliated in The NLD.

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

NEW OPENING HOURS 💪😊

[Druridge Bay Fitness Centre @DBFitnessCentre]

*NEW OPENING HOURS*

Starting Monday 9th Febuary we will be opening at 8.00am on a Monday, Wednesday & Friday.
Please see our new opening hours below.

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

👏👏👏

[ENIC OUT @nad_THFC]

A big round of applause to Tottenham Hotspur football club for the greatest transfer window in our lifetime.

Very well done lads @SpursOfficial

[Malcolm Cochrane @C0CKA]

@CJMackenzie93 @SpursOfficial Oh no we don’t mate! That’s really not a given at all! 😢