ComicalDisaster

My mind is going 1,000 MPH down the highway but the problem is that I am off road and no where near the highway......wait....what?

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It’s called soccer when you’ve put a man on the moon and have the two largest air forces in the world.
#HappyBirthdayAmerica

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@holyhunny Thank you, few days late to say thanks but still thank you.

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@holyhunny Using cleavage to talk about body wash. Good advertising strategy 👍🏻

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2 years ago today my grandpa died immediately after taking a shit...like every man should.

#HappyFathersDay

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

I’ve lost over 10k followers since my thoughts about the Alabama Abortion Ban.

I have been told to kill myself.

My wife has been sent messages in regards to our daughter being raped.

Typical “Pro-Choice” people🤷🏼‍♂️

I just want to say....

I’m NOT sorry and BABY LIVES MATTER!

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@holyhunny You aren’t old until your legs give out on you while you are sitting down

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@holyhunny
Happy Age Advancement Day

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Canadian fans knew, and sang, the Star Spangled Banner when the microphone went out. Respect. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/fcoJSA7qIL

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

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@NCAA
Football Player: Hey #NCAA I want to transfer and have immediate play time since I lost the starting job
NCAA: Ok

FB player with dying mother: Hey NCAA I want to transfer to be closer to my mother
NCAA: Go fuck yourself

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Giving a bunch of #criminals the #RightToVote such as #rapists #murderers and #pedophiles is such a great idea...if you are fucking stupid.
#DemocratsAreDangerous

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@laurenkreuzb @JamesMcDangle I hunt...I am also very big on environmental conservation and the preservation of wildlife. I couldn’t hunt or eat if both were destroyed

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@kat_thia_ @laurenkreuzb @olivia_conrow Yes we do

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@laurenkreuzb @holyhunny Name one trophy hunter turned serial killer.

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@holyhunny Well in 10 years I’ll be the first to welcome you back into the dating pool

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#HeIsRisen
Those who fight him will never win.
#GodBlessUsAll
#HappyEaster

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

A completely innocent man.

Having been wrongly persecuted, and crucified.

Rose from the grave in the greatest moment in the history of our world.

He could have stopped it, he could have forced people to worship, but instead he chose to be a sacrifice of LOVE!

#Easter2019

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@asch_t Can you show everyone his racist ways and how he pushes a white supremacist agenda?

[Matt Masker @MattMasker11]

Today we mourn over the death of our Lord and Savior. Jesus, thank you for dying on the cross for us, loving us, and for rescuing me. #GoodFriday

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I haven’t read the #MuellerReport yet but I have seen people say that it says it’s hard to prove #collusion

I’m pretty sure that’s the point. If you can’t prove guilt then that means innocent.

#InnocentUntilProvenGuilty

Did we forget that?