💖ComfortableBird💖

My @ says uncomfortable bi but I'm actually an anxious bi 🕉️🏳️‍🌈🇱🇺 they/them

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

@GerryGoldmann @Gronkh Such dir ne Mutter die dich liebt und und dir die Aufmerksamkeit gibt die du hier so dringend erbettelst du Spast

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

@NikolausIIb @DatenTanzBaer @GerryGoldmann @Gronkh Also, ich kann stundenlang alles um mich herum vergessen wenn ich den Lötkolben anschmeiße. Laut deiner Logik entwertet das die Arbeit von Millionen asiatischen Akkordarbeitern. Hat deine Mutter während der Schwangerschaft Heroin gespritzt oder bist du freiwillig behindert?

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

@spellcastersim Y'all need therapy

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

@spellcastersim I was so excited about having a twitter again and to talk to people, but all I've got so far are bipolar covert narcissists "the problem I've made up this morning isn't trending anymore, so here's a new one and it's this random person's fault, let's bully them off social media"

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

@JoachimHesse Ich glaube das ist sarkastisch gemeint aber dann klingt es auch wieder wie das Gelaber von irgendwelchen Säufern die das ernst meinen, sich dabei total schlau vorkommen und einfach nicht mehr die Fresse halten.

[Rob @robrousseau]

2016: Maybe it won't be that bad

2021: the Axe Body Spray Corporation stands firmly against the attempted overthrow of the US government

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

@Justinpgh118 "why is the FBI contacting me?"

*dissappears*

Comedic gold 👌👌👌👌

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

A spirulina mask might be nasty but it did something to my acne. I had fat painful pimples yesterday and today they've gone down completely and are healing.

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

Successfully wasted a whole evening with scrolling through twitter.... I'll better stop that

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

@peterantxoxo It's low-key the reason I hate family gameplay in S4. Just look at this monstrosity.

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

*SOFT GASP*!!! Dang it! Soft gast sounds like one of those flaming hot silent farts that stinks like hell and follows you arround.

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

*soft gast* I didn't know how pretty it'd look when you stick a blue/white led into an amethyst geode

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

I'm a huge fan of my serotonin skittles but they make my skin feel weird stuff...
feels like that freezer burn I had after crossing a river at -10C° 🥶

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

@pattonoswalt I don't know if this still works but if you upload this to your Facebook (no need to post) Facebook will automatically tag the person when you're friends with them

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

The fact that I run around dehydrated as heck complaining about how I'm constantly sick and feeling exhausted, just proves that I'm not as smart as I'm trying to make everyone believe.

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

@TruthEphemeral @MattOswaltVA

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

Excuse me it was only... ONLY 1 WHITE person, the other 3 apparently died because their blood-type was McDonald's.

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

So Trump got banned from Twitter and Facebook after 4 WHITE people have been killed due to his lies but not when he was steering shid that got countless black folks and poc hurt and killed?

Okay.... okay...

[💖ComfortableBird💖 @C0mf0rtableBird]

@Bird_Nerd92 @Partisangirl Exactly, their training is something else. You don't mess with them.