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[dre. @anthrtime]

lmaooooooooooo

[… @Unkle_K]

I do this every time, you bozos can queue if you want

[🇦🇱 @LukaCPFC_]

“And walking out now is your England team for tonight”

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Get ready for an all time offsides graphic

[Gaz @CantonaManc]

Potentially the greatest video of all time

[＊ @jaraaxz]

Spanish and Brazilian twitter is light years ahead🤣🤣

[Ash @theashrb]

😭😭😭😭😭 is that mango? Cos I hear it

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Enfin une barrette à cheveux qui ne tombera pas pendant un séisme de magnitude 9,5

[Ian Robinson @ChorleyRobbie]

Got this “sandwich kit” from @Tesco - a mere £3.50 not including bread! (I didn’t pay that much). Helpfully it includes instructions on how to make it a sandwich. Until now I’d always put bread in the middle - thanks Tesco for showing me the correct way!

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

ok that is diabolical

[kaav @kaavyya]

Fucking insaneeee

[Redd @ReddCinema]

A woman was busted for trying to smuggle her lover out of prison in a suitcase

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Not the Dyson Dachshund 3000

[Manny @SuppressedSikh]

Good to see this back on the TL. Hall of fame video

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Shooting a whole gang of niggas to God’s plan

[score guy @highburyhigh]

Need a bigger car 😜😜⚽️😂😂

[OT @OliviaTaylar]

My girl lives on the mains of Highbury corner trying to tell her £2 toilet, jerk pan and £1 waters but she’s not trying to hear it!!!!

[Ash @theashrb]

I am screaminggggg 😭

[يٰسٓ @yxseen_8]

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