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[carl @C4RL4DF]

How it started How it's going

[Rachel Lind @RachelGLind]

The real question is, are we going to get a reality show on NBC/Peacock called “Let Me Be Your Star: The Search for Karen Cartwright” and they sing Don’t Forget Me every time someone is voted off

[Kevin Daly @kevinddaly]

Ragtime opened on Broadway 25 years ago today.

[carl @C4RL4DF]

IS THIS ALBIE

[Liam Gareau @liamgareau]

Oh…my god?

[carl @C4RL4DF]

Wait people are paying for all of these portraits…..

[Ali @AliEzzoBezzo]

idk about u guys but the moment I got asked for my debit card info for the ai generated portraits thing i IMMEDIATELY deleted the app

[carl @C4RL4DF]

@maddieldp these kids will never experience the facebook invites like we did

[carl @C4RL4DF]

when he pours another shot thinking im about to get frisky but i just start singing wicked.

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

The bartender after you order a Negroni Spagliato with Prosecco in it https://t.co/SoKALK3mvZ

[carl @C4RL4DF]

so do you skip all of Jamie’s songs or all of Cathy’s songs?

[Duke Alexander Moore, CTC, EA @dukelovestaxes]

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

[carl @C4RL4DF]

truly

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

It's Biden's fault that your burger cafe, that was only open from 6:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m., and closed on Saturdays, couldn't make money??

[carl @C4RL4DF]

love being greeted by this when walking into work 🥰🥺✨

[carl @C4RL4DF]

it’s 10am and ive already had 2 lemon smoothies and gotten my hair done.

[To Be A SMASH! @tobeasmashpod]

SO TWO GIRLS ARE FIGHTING FOR THE ROLE OF MARILYN MONROE AND ONE OF THEM IS PERFECT FOR THE ROLE SHE’S BLONDE, GORGEOUS, SHE LOOKS LIKE MARILYN, AND SHE HAS THE BETTER VOICE. SHE’S A BROADWAY VETERAN AND SHE DESERVES IT. THE OTHER ONE IS A BRUNETTE FROM IOWA AND FOR SOME REASON-

[iana murray @ianamurray]

do you think jesse armstrong ever imagined this is how succession would be received

[RMJ @reneerapp]

so many people I look up to i’ve watched do these interviews and I got to do one so now I can die happy @Genius I love you

[carl @C4RL4DF]

card reader: “remove card”
customer: “should i take my card out now?”

[carl @C4RL4DF]

@benediktseo @joyndiaz read the last bridgerton book 🥲

[Sentimental Men Podcast @sentmenpod]

in observance of Tony Nominee Shoshana Bean Day, please rise for the national anthem https://t.co/NxUpfLpOE2