Maddie🐊

Black Lives Matter // theatre technician // she/they

[Maddie🐊 @maddieldp]

the devil works hard but the UNCG theatre department works harder

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they’re pissing me off at the pissing me off factory (my job)

[🌱☁️ @tofiemae]

Unfortunately, the tone of your voice was a bit different, and perhaps you even seemed more distant that usual. Fret not, for I will take initiative and exile myself for you, saving you the trouble of doing so.

[gabby @Gaviivi]

Fork found in outlet

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

2 vodka crans in and suddenly i’m doing unto others as i would have them do unto me

[nat 𖣂 @drugssextears]

suchhh a relief to spend time with other insane people. yes we are fucked in the head. we are both going to make it. i love you

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

I love to look over at my fellow drivers on the road and see that driving is only like their 5th or 6th priority at the moment.

[Graham @GrahamC47]

don’t talk to me like that, I’m in the coveted 18-34 advertising demographic

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The news/society: stop eating Trader Joe’s frozen meals. There is glass in them and they are harmful to your health

Me: I’m da glass man

[Lux @thisislux]

and for the lady, perhaps a questionable d9+ gummy made legal through a loophole in the 2018 farm bill?

[julia @juumelo_]

"if you take enough ayahuasca you can speak with your ancestors"

okay well if I drink enough beer I can text some very violent shit to a beautiful man

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Feeling self-conscious about the small blemish on my forehead. But I bet clawing it into a bloody gaping wound will make me feel better !!!!

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

OCD is such an evil disease because it makes some good arguments…”This traffic jam is your fault because you are uniquely evil.” But why am I uniquely evil???? “Because you caused this traffic jam.” Like damn. You’ve got me there

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

“You attract what you fear” ohhh noooooo not a fuckin break please God nooo

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

i wish there was something dramatic to do for attention when you’re feeling angsty as a grown-ass adult besides getting a masters or having a baby

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

When god closes a door I start banging and screaming please please please please pl