addi🪻

{ memento mori ꩜ }

[CORPSE @CORPSE]

PUT ON THE FUCKING CAT EARS 🤬

[Cici @419err]

My Dream Final Four:
*in no particular order*
1) Trinity & Bryce
2) Aniya & Carl
3) Melanie & Caleb
4) Kayda
#LoveIslandUSA

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[majnoona @majnoonna]

they kill you after you graduate

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just replied to 2 texts

[teoni @teoniw]

Don’t come on my phone using new IOS emoji I haven’t had storage since 2017

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

you can actually go to a lot of university libraries during the day and just show your ID or license for a free visitor pass. if for some reason you don't want to go to a public library and you prefer to be around 19 year olds watching tiktoks on their phone and eating takeout.

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[✞ @justin5star]

The gap between “I have so much time to study” and “the exam is tomorrow” is genuinely one of the shortest distances known to man.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I think what's also getting lost in translation is that they're in 2 different states 😭😭😭

[coco⁷ is seeing bts! @jkologist]

girl you can barely walk to metlife from the american dream mall and they share a parking lot

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[delia @delia_cai]

now that we know about perimenopause do you guys ever stop and think about how crazy it is that that's why your poor mom and your puberty age self were trying to kill each other for like a few years there

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to @CoachDustyMay, Elliot Cadeau, and @UMichBBall on winning their first title since 1989! This team dominated the tournament from start to finish. Well deserved. Go Blue!

[pingu @pingu4ll]

i wish i had a hamster's ability to die under severe stress

[cult blood @sp0derm4nn]

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

[lana al gaib @indiehamlet]

he may not have been the world champion of ping pong but he mastered the art of something much better: rage baiting

[boy afraid @bi_afraid]

i need to feel what i felt when i watched this scene for the first time