NO! I'M JAMES MELVILLE FROM TWATTER

Yes, I probably should be working
Pronouns: Oi You/ Stop Thief

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@RestIsPolitics 01:46 @BBCNews WTF is this!
Switch over to C4 I'm afraid

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@RestIsPolitics AC asks about how to challenge Remain/ the FR in the next parliament
It's actually pretty simple, just enforce the laws IN PLACE robustly, especially; Immigration (including deportation), Crime, and free access to the NHS & welfare state.

Simply do that and the FR goes away

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@afneil @Channel4News need to ditch @carolvorders asap

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Imagine watching this and telling yourself “Nice job! Well done! We should reward these barbarians with a state!”

This is what Ireland 🇮🇪, Norway 🇳🇴, and Spain 🇪🇸 did today.

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@DCSboudicca @BBCNews Why? He's a criminal

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@lottelydia @Waterstones If I pay full price can I just have the other book please.

Female historians, bless em.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

The most beautiful and unusual bus stops on Earth - a thread 🧵

1. Naples, Italy

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@clumsyoaf33 Hell, I went on to marry her

[Marcus Walker @WalkerMarcus]

Normally when I emerge from the Watch at midnight Smithfield is rammed with people celebrating the first night of the bank holiday weekend - and this provides a harsh disjunction. Not this year. London’s nightlife is dying.

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@yungwookjesus @CatchUpFeed T.h.c.c. is fat arsed, it's not an attractive look.

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@GBNEWS 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@GeorgeMossey @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Why should they have to?

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@Gillian275Gm Nice shoes

I'll bet I'm the only one who notices ;)

[Rebecca Butler @rebeccabutlerm2]

Festive greeting from #POTUS

[Benonwine @benonwine]

How many people will RT the British flag on here. Be proud 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧❤️

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@DeBarsham @KingBobIIV Possibly because cancer sufferers breaking into people's cars to fund their tumours isn't actually a thing you utter tool

[Liam O'Neil. No to Digital ID, I will never comply @lienomail]

Hamas parading another 'dead' child for the benefit of the worlds media, until they are interrupted by an air raid warning
Watch to the end

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@AvonandsomerRob Sorry but who the fuck goes to Harrods for Fish N Chips?

Are they popping down to Fortnum and Masons for a kebab later?