Caity Bosarge

Bad joke connoisseur •Optimist•Friend•|Nurse|•Adventure Enthusiast•

[Nashville Predators @PredsNHL]

All the hootin' & all the hollerin' 🙌

[Caity Bosarge @C8ybug]

Why are elevator jokes so classic?

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They work on many levels.

[thekillersmusic⚡ @tkillersmusic]

The Killers and Bruce Springsteen performing "Badlands" at Madison Square Garden tonight.

🎥 @Matt_Lafka

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The White House now says it’s only a recession if you see a salamander wearing a top hat.

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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

That’s humerus

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I had a hen who could count her own eggs

She was a mathamachicken

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@Sethrogen This is such a wonderful pot, Seth.

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@Anthony_Brayer And grilled cheese right?

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Have you heard the latest rumor about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it

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Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?

[Gillian OShaughnessy @GillOshaughness]

I’m on the edge of my seat!

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@the_hknight so it’s your favorite so far?....

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Two potatoes are standing on a corner. How do you know which ones a prostitute?

One has a sticker that says “Idaho”

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So if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

More than ever, I’m grateful for every day.

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@meggelizabeth4 I feel this. Such a great show🤷🏼‍♀️

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Automatic doors

Just can’t handle them...

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I usually charge for my chimney jokes

But this ones on the house