melody

this is pretty much just a swiftie clowning and crying about med school account | 25 | chicago | she/her

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

But really

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

yeah no shit

[CBS News @CBSNews]

As Donald Trump readies to return to the Oval Office, U.S. retailers that depend on foreign suppliers are prepared to pass along the cost of his proposed import tariffs to consumers, potentially leading to higher prices for a range of products. https://t.co/dyB72RLgEm

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

ok so @rebmasel political podcast when

[𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙚 @BasketCasePA]

Democrats need their own propaganda machine and I'm not even joking a little bit

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

anyone feel like doing something special, something huge. something that’s sure to impress a young jodie foster

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

I'd happily spend a night in jail in exchange for clocking this guy square in the jaw

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Your body, my choice. Forever.

[Solita Sims @solitasims]

ladies, I’m being so fr when I say this, it’s time to close off your wombs to males. this election proves now more than ever that they hate us & hate us proudly. do not reward them.

[🦋 Manson Infowars 💖 ✨ @MansonInfoWars]

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

Id pay $10 a gallon for gas and $6 per egg if it meant my daughter has the right to make her own healthcare decisions

[Kate Gabrielle @kategabrielle]

If you are stress-shopping today do not do it on amazon.

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

quick, explain how the electoral college works

[✨🍉mao @guldrosh]

It’s kinda disappointing that the US elections are a close fight?? Americans pls do better???

[lizzie @nightbreads]

is today the wrong day for me to say that this guy showed up to and ruined my grandmother's funeral

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

imagine being this big of a loser 😭

[Cameron Winklevoss @cameron]

The Harris-Biden Administration has cost the crypto industry $500 million in legal fees. Vote Trump and this goes to $0. Vote Harris and this will balloon to $ billions. Choose wisely.

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

med school made me scared to have surgery because those surgeons are NOT sleeping

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

You know what, I don't want the guy popping open my chest to have a well-rounded life, I want him to be a surgery obsessive who never thinks about anything else.

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

@nightbreads why is the color so unsaturated :(

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

@missabowbissa ok so we’re going 😇

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

banana so overripe it fell into my hair like a liquid while I was peeling it and now I smell like the minion ride

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

if Ilona Maher has no fans I am dead

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

midnights cardigan acquired

[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

when I say I am proud of where I am from, remember I mean the Cherokee Nation, not the state of Oklahoma

[OK State Dept of Ed @oksde]

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[melody @CALAMITYMELODY]

I will pay bail for whichever badass girl clocks him in the jaw first