CALVIN MUNKTON

WHO WANTS TO FIGHT??!?

[Chris Eng @chriseng]

It's not often I rave about an Apple product, but I just tried #AppleWave and it is AMAZING.

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

@DavidSuzukiFDN OK IM GETTING INTO THE SOAP BIZNESS. TIRED OF HEARIN BOUT PLAYAS MAKIN MONEY IN CLEAN TECH. CAN I STILL BE DIRTY THO? ;)

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

@iTunes @U2 WUT IF 800 MILLION DUDES SENT THEIR DIX PIX TO U W/OUT AXING? CUZ DATS HOW IT FELT IN MY ITUNESZ #dongsofinnocence

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

FUK this global warming conspirasy bullsh*t! not real and never was. why it still snowing? oh ya thats right because al gore is wrong~!

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

@CANFAP @gamma_ray239 @nigelfarage @TheEllenShow @outmagazine @DavidDuke2012 @Chemtrails_818 @ufc also shoutout to @Pornhub @YouJizzCom

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

EARLY FOLLOW FRIDAY HEROS: @CANFAP @gamma_ray239 @nigelfarage @TheEllenShow @outmagazine @DavidDuke2012 @Chemtrails_818 @ufc

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

GRAND THIEFT ANUS LEVEL 6: FULL ANUS AWARENESS ZOEY D #MANHUNT

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

WEN UR GURL FINDS U BANGING HER LITTLE SISTER, HIDE IN A BOAT. PROTIP: GET THAT BOAT IN WATR #MANHUNT

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

TOOK SOME E I FEEL LIKE MARATHIN RUNNER OH GOD CANT FEL MY LEGS IS THIS WAT BEING A BOMBR FEELS LIEK #MANHUNT #COCHELLA

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

BOSTON SUX, GO HEAT! #BOSTINSTRONG #MANHUNT NO RUSSIANS DER!

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

SMOKE EM OUT JUST LIKE DUBYA IN TIEM FOR 4/20 #MANHUNT

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

WHEN DEY KILL ZOEY DEY SHULD JUST PUT HIM ON A CATAPULT AND LANCH HM AT A BIG PIC OF MY DICK #MANHUNT

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

WUTS THIS ABIUT MIRANDA?? HIS GF? WAT A SLUT #MANHUNT

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

IF IT WUZ ME, I WULDA STRAIT PUNCHD DASNNL IN THE FACE AFTR CREEMIN MAH PETER IN HIS GIRL #MANHUNT

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

JUST WAN SAY THX TO ALL THE COPS DAT WURKJED HARD 2DAY. J/K UR STILL DUMMIES #MANHUNT

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

POLICE TO DASHCNEL IS LIEK CHIX TO MY DILLZ. SURRUNDIN IT, BEIN FRAID N STUFF #MANHUNT

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

AMERICANS R SO DUMB, HE WAS ON A BOAT, DUMMIES #MANHUNT

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

FINALLY MAKING A SECEUAL TO #WATERWORLD #WATERTOWN #MANHUNT.

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

I DONT GET IT, IF ZOEY WAS SURRUNDED BUT ON BOAT HOW DIDNT HEY GET AWAY? JUST HIT THE ENGIN #MANHUNT

[CALVIN MUNKTON @CALVINMUNKTON]

#MANHUNT MAKIN CHILI TONIGH WITH MAH PRESSR COOKR. JUST KIDDN, IMAMAN, I DONT HAVETO COOK. BITCHZ DO IT.