A friend of my dad once tried jumping one of those and stabbed his balls with it and i my dad showed me a pic of him in the hospital and i kid you not it looked like this.
Spiders r more annoying when u actually care about them. I can’t just kill them. Big wolf spiders were in my way while building a shelf in my basement. When I had to move a box this fucker was sitting in there acting like an obese cat when I tried nudging it away with my finger