uh sarah

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[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

im a 29 year old hot girl on the oasis subreddit talking shit about the chicago crowd that i was a part of

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

@JonesGarbage tricked by ai once again. logging off

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

does anyone need joey valence and brae lolla aftershow tickets

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

@JonesGarbage what

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

@JonesGarbage yeah

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

this taco bell bean crunchwrap supreme is the best thing ive ever eaten in my entire life

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

this child in the taco bell dining room has never been hungover a day in her life

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

sorryyyyy but the foot fetish guy in satc does look like steve albini

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

the name for hinge (app) definitely comes from s1e4 of sex and the city where carrie answers bigs crossword and you cant convince me otherwise

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

watched a man on a run with a takeout order. living my dream

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

just saw a five bunch bus on belmont, most ive ever seen!

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

400 mg ibuprofen should be given sainthood

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

taking the western bus to immediate care making me feel 22 again 🥰

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

@siiidddrraa lmaooooo

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

shoot! i drank the amount of wine that reminds me that everyone i love is going to die someday

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

@katerss619 is this about us singing gucci gucci?

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

just looked at a picture of myself when i was 24. wish i hadnt

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

aint no way beyonce’s ass fits into levi’s jeans

[uh sarah @CARRIEMARLBORO]

the love of my life is probably at cole’s tonight