Renee Montoya.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙡𝙖𝙬 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙮.

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

Cue the commissioner leaning back into her seat.

She needs a moment.

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“ Fine. BUT if anything happens you know how to reach me. ”

[Atticus. @DieAStreetRat]

"Exactly. Careful is in my nature, so you don't even have to worry."

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“ Well that’s ironic, don’t you think? ”

[Atticus. @DieAStreetRat]

"That's my middle name!"

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“ Mhmm. So be careful, yeah? ”

[Atticus. @DieAStreetRat]

"Yeah, I know. I've got that sparkling personality."

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“ I’m just saying. I can never be too sure with you. You’re quite the handful, you know. ”

[Atticus. @DieAStreetRat]

"I would never."

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“ At least try to not over do it by getting the biggest, heaviest one you can find! ”

[Atticus. @DieAStreetRat]

"Awesome! I'll start looking tomorrow!"

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

@lWILLSOLDIERON — enter through her window so when the vigilante is heard stumbling in, Renee’s instincts kick in. Her hand reaching for the firearm she always keeps in proximity to her, all while stepping out of her kitchen to investigate.

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

@lWILLSOLDIERON Because nothing is more romantic than your former significant other bleeding out while making her entrance. Potentially leaving blood stains on her clean carpet. Currently, that would be the least of her concerns.

She wasn’t expecting any visits. Definitely not the kind to —

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

|| >.> <3

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“ That’s the main thing, I guess. ”

[Atticus. @DieAStreetRat]

"Yeah, but a knife is a knife. Just don't fuzz with the pointy end. Right?"

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

|| Renee’s headache incoming

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“ You do if you’re trying to play with that kind of weaponry. You’re not just going to start swinging like it a nothing. ”

[Atticus. @DieAStreetRat]

"Who needs a teacher? Not me."

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“ A machet— yeah, I’m sure you could. Then Gotham has more than enough sword users do a teacher shouldn’t be that hard either. ”

[Atticus. @DieAStreetRat]

"I'm sure I can find something. A machete might work too."

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“ And where are you going to get one of those? ”

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“ Oh, is /that/ where you ran off to? To learn Kung Fu? ”

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

The subtle twitching of her eye. She’s really trying to take no offense here—

“Yeah. Someone has to do it so, here I am.”

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“Hrm...”

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“Guess who—“

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

Sighs. “You were but it’s not everyday I give someone the chance to get out of it.”

She takes one of her hands, intertwining the fingers with her own as she leans closer.

“You want to get arrested that badly, huh?”

[Bᴀᴛᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ. @ANewWayToServe]

“And here I thought /I/ was the one under arrest.”

[Renee Montoya. @CASEINQUESTION]

“I wouldn’t oppose giving them a try....”

[Bᴀᴛᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ. @ANewWayToServe]

“I don’t think we ever used mine though.”