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moronsexual

[cass @CASSPHOBIA]

this is the commercial that kept me up at night as a kid i felt sooo bad for him 😭

[Merkabah 🇨🇦🔽 @milakwahid]

…y’all know i’m Canada down

[cass @CASSPHOBIA]

not to sound like a boomer but if you work a customer-facing job it is literally your job to be nice to people

[gyu ⨾ rin .ᐟ❔🎫 @imgyurin]

i genuinely have to stop and watch this video all the way through, multiple times bc he's so fucking genuine with this crashout

[MICO @micotoronto]

yall know im canada down

[cass @CASSPHOBIA]

its so crazy to see people talk about this situation as if the internet just collectively agreed to cancel him. his close friends made public statements about his pattern of behaviour and stopped associating w him completely. you dont have to be a pedophile to face consequences

[cass @CASSPHOBIA]

lowkey ppl need to stop sucking valve off for being free like YES its better than other platforms and YES it basically has completely monopolized game sales which affects indie developers greatly. a billion-dollar corporation is still a billion-dollar corporation

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

>Valve makes a online storefront
>everything about it is free
>support actually works
>seasonal sales
>generous and clearly defined refund policy
>regional pricing
>costumers naturally flock to it and choose it over the competition
>this is somehow illegal

[Cow @aSpicyCow]

@realcouri HE WASNT LYING OM OM OM OM

[EG Couriway @realcouri]

This is undoubtedly the greatest Minecraft clip of all time I cannot believe what I'm watching

[cary @brokebackstan]

everyone calling this guy gay like men preferring homosocial bonds and only valuing women for sex and child rearing isn’t a key tenet in our understanding of patriarchy

[Canderous “el Yacaré” Ordoliberal 🐊🇦🇷🧉🐧 @butleriano]

tweets from 423 BCE

[cass @CASSPHOBIA]

someone in the replies pointed out that both this post and the post they're qting plug the same ad under the tweet... ik this is common but easy to forget so keep an eye out for bait like this shit

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

girl that’s not a beige flag that not even a red flag that’s an air raid siren.

[cass @CASSPHOBIA]

something can be silly and also say something “profound” and parkour civilization obviously doesnt take itself very seriously (literally look at the top comment)

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Remember when twitter collectively tried to gaslight us into thinking this was an unironic cinematic masterpiece with profound philosophical implications

[cass @CASSPHOBIA]

@annieebelltv 30!!! and theres even a minimum salary requirement… idk why the guy let us sign up!!

[cass @CASSPHOBIA]

so my boyfriend and i won a vacation through a raffle we entered at a ren faire (i have never won anything like this in my life) and it turns out we are too young to actually claim it so they are giving it to someone else

[cass @CASSPHOBIA]

oh my god i just realized mine is still outdated its been almost FOUR MONTHS

[court @whtthefuckcourt]

just updated age in bio

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

I watch my husband sometimes, and he does the opposite: takes the overcooked egg, the slightly burnt toast, the smaller slice of cake, the funny end of the tomato

Doesn’t say a word, but it’s so obvious that his guiding rule is: “Alyssa gets the best parts”

[cass @CASSPHOBIA]

telling a girl what to do with her pregnancy and claiming to advocate for bodily automony under the mask of being “pro choice” #NotVeryWokeOfYou

[K🖤 @_KatelynJ]

Clinic didn’t block you boo call them ASAP

[cass @CASSPHOBIA]

not even directed at this person im quoting but all the tweets in general dismissively telling her to abort