Cat Edwards

According to my 8th grade yearbook, I can usually be found laughing at my own jokes.

[Cat Edwards @CATTYshackk]

@bebesfirsttweet So true

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

“No one is teaching your kids to be gay,” a Florida teacher told the room. “Sometimes, they just are gay. I have math to teach. I literally don’t have time to teach your kids to be gay.” https://t.co/TlNciURPt9

[Cat Edwards @CATTYshackk]

@philarena Show us the counts

[Cat Edwards @CATTYshackk]

@nadeentalbot Sry

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[Cat Edwards @CATTYshackk]

@MamaYankeee This is a crime against humanity

[MayorWu @MayorWu]

Now is the time for us to share what makes Boston so special.

這是我的波士頓口音。Este también es mi acento de Boston. This is my Boston accent.

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

Duolingo watching me do the wordle every day

[Cat Edwards @CATTYshackk]

@emmaic21 Immediately yes

[Cat Edwards @CATTYshackk]

Correct!

[Emma @emmaic21]

Me and @CATTYshackk coming home after our first weeks of school #TikTok https://t.co/qD7A7lIBHY

[Emma @emmaic21]

Bringing up Heath Ledger in 10 things I hate about you

[Cat Edwards @CATTYshackk]

@ange_lops Looks like the same hand to me 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Cat Edwards @CATTYshackk]

@philarena I’d say one. Unless you’re referring to Billy Joel’s 1989 hit, We Didn’t Start the Fire, in which case, it’s two.

[Ibram X. Kendi @ibramxk]

Guilty on all three counts. My only wish: The jury should have only deliberated for 9 minutes and 28 seconds. #DerekChauvinTrial

[Cat Edwards @CATTYshackk]

“The mental state of your standard-issue Mets fan is to be simultaneously certain of humiliating defeat and pretty darn sure there’s a miracle brewing.” https://t.co/Ji5c6YqxiV

[Danny Donahue @_DannytheDon]

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[Sarah Larson @asarahlarson]

I'm actually crying about Beverly Cleary, even though she had a great and long life. Her writing was so empathetic, funny, and observant. Here's what I wrote about her when she turned 100. https://t.co/zBtKpjAI7h