Charlotte Adams

Even when the rain falls Even when the flood starts rising Even when the storm comes I am washed by the water

[Meredith Brooks @mere_brooks]

I believe that it would be in everyone’s best interest if the Monday after a time change would be a national holiday. You can give me my coffee in IV form today, thanks. #needcoffeeandjesus

[Ben Rector @benrector]

‘Salt to taste’

I AM USING THIS RECIPE BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH OF THINGS TO USE. IF I DID I WOULD NOT BE USING IT.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Suuuuuper exciting.

[Charlotte Adams @CAdams2692]

I just wanna know how I've been on this earth for 25 years and I still can't figure out what temperature to put the defrost on in my car

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I think about this at least once a week...

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Every morning should be a Saturday morning.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

This is spot-on!

[Olan Rogers @OlanRogers]

It's a Monday

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Any leads???

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Remember: It's dangerous to stare at the sun during the eclipse.

As opposed to every other day, when staring at the sun is safe and fun.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Is that too much to ask?

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Give me a Sunday nap or give me death.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

It's not Summer until you burn yourself with the metal end of your seatbelt.

[Charlotte Adams @CAdams2692]

Well I just got felt up by TSA so I'd say this trip is off to a lovely start!

[Charlotte Adams @CAdams2692]

This morning I put on two earring backs. On the same ear. And didn't notice it all day. This school year has got to end

[Charlotte Adams @CAdams2692]

"Oh gosh! I'm glad we don't give birth to giraffes!" @RosaleeLCapozzi

[Charlotte Adams @CAdams2692]

Currently decorating for Christmas in shorts. Welcome to the South

[Charlotte Adams @CAdams2692]

I've had a new car approximately 4 hours and set the alarm off 5 times so... at least it's Friday

[Charlotte Adams @CAdams2692]

Some hooligans barely old enough to drive just tried to race me and dad in a PT Cruiser. Couldn't get more Gaston county if they tried

[Charlotte Adams @CAdams2692]

It's always nice when you have to come home from work and change because you're soaked. And it's only 9 am. On a Monday