Debbie Pant Suit

I command respect from my minions at CBS Detroit for one reason: Pant Suit = Power.

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@MikeSullivan Why are you allowed to speak?

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I really didn’t like the video that @ChrisCruise and @JuliaRadio987 made, bragging about how their keycards still worked. So now they don’t.

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@dee_dlenard 98.7

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I felt like giving Detroit an early Christmas present and putting everyone’s least favorite hit music station out of its misery today. I don’t even like Christmas music, but anything is better than a failed top 40 format.

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We are conducting an experiment at @987ampradio to see just how low the ratings can actually go. Is 0.0 truly possible? I know that @ChrisCruise and @JuliaRadio987 are the right people for the job!

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Flips and firings unfortunately had to slow down before the merger, but @Entercom wasted no time taking care of business with @923amp this morning. Ready and waiting for more! #GoodToBeBack #FireThemAll #ILoveThisCompany #NotReadyToChangeMyNameThough

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@MojoInTheMorn I have bought more awards than you can even imagine, I don't need to steal yours. #BestPlaceToWorkInDetroit

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I'm also rewarding myself a #goldmedal for hiring the most morning shows at a radio station #fourthtimesthecharm #dontgettoocomfortable

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In the spirit of the #Olympics I'm awarding @RatAndPuffShow a #goldmedal for beating @881ThePark in the ratings

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Any minions caught talking about "freedom" today will be docked 45 #CBSRewardsPoints. You are not free, you are mine. #CBS4thOfJuly

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Wishing a very happy birthday to my doppelgänger @THEGaryBusey! In his honor, there will be no firings today. #xoxo

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Also, it's never too early to start thinking about what you'll get me for Fathers Day. Get together with a few other minions and go big #CBS

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Attention minions: I have decided that I am now your mother AND father. #SherriTheSlave will be going around to collect my Mothers Day gifts

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Remember when @CBSRadio didn't like firing people? #TBT #DarkDays #NeverForget #NeverAgain

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#TBT when minions really knew their place. @HillaryClinton can we get this back when you're President? #AllWorkNoPay

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If the #CBSPaperweight doesn't improve morale, there will be more firings. Don't worry, you can keep it when you're fired. #PartingGift

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We spent countless minutes coming up with various meaningless cliches to put on each #CBSPaperweight to show exactly how much #CBSCares

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Who needs a raise when you can get a custom #CBSPaperweight instead? #Priceless #RaisingMyBonus #EnjoyMinions

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Some minions may think that being fired means being out from under my control. Those minions would be incorrect. #PantsuitIsEverywhere

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#NewYearNewMe only applies to people who have flaws, unlike me. Just ask my minions, there's nothing for me to change. #NewYearSamePantsuit