Greg

Sportswriter at CBS, cage fighter, former high school baseball standout. Once called the worst parody account ever by some guy from Sports Illustrated.

[Greg @CBS_GregDoyel]

@GreggDoyelCBS what up dog?

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Alfredo Simon sounds like a fancy pasta dish.

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Reds and Cardinals... *YAWN*. Thanks God NFL starts tomorrow.

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Crusty Rusty Baker has outdone himself tonight with the old-fashioned micromanage.

[Dennis Dodd @dennisdoddcbs]

It's about time we had a freshman Heisman candidate who doesn't need rims for his C-class.

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“@dennisdoddcbs: Jameis Winston looks like a freshman Heisman winner -- without daddy's money.” Burn from CBS bro.

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@andystaples cute. hey Andge, you think Shamus Winston will take Tom Brady's job next year? I'll hang up and listen.

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Would also be way cooler if he smoked Winston cigarettes on the sideline.

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Would be way cooler if his name was SHAMUS Winston.

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Geez, people. It's one half. Also, IT'S PITT. Try to keep it in your whitey tighties

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Jameis Winston is the most NFL-ready QB I've ever seen. PUT HIM IN A JETS UNIFORM, STAT. STAT MEANS NOW.

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(I'm back, y'all)

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@andystaples @tbrax_sr YA HE'S A WACKY BOY

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Can we go ahead and have this discussed tomorrow morning, @ClayTravisBGID and @wrightthompson? Dufner just snagged some ass on the green.

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Hard for me to feel even remotely bad for Jim Furyk, 2nd place in a major, or any PGA Tour Event, is more than many dream to make in a year.

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@PGATOUR can you get on it and enact a lifetime ban for these numb skulls that are TAINTING THE GAME, yelling after every shot? Please.

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@richeisen they're human too, Rich.

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“@darrenrovell: Jason Dufner's choice of smokeless tobacco is Wintergreen Copenhagen Snuff” don't make snuff in wintergreen, it's long cut

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@wrightthompson sounds like some fratters to me

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“@AdamSchefter: Teams twerking and improving rosters RT @Ravens: Brandon Stokley is coming back to Baltimore. Ravens sign veteran WR" WTF?