Varsity 38

Psychopathically confident, but willing to admit errors.

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

I’m 50.
Spent 22 years in the Army.
Flew CH-47s.
Did four combat tours.
I “Front loaded all the dumb stuff.” as my wife put it when it comes to going through a mid-life crisis like most guys my age.

I am bored on purpose for a purpose.

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

@Mrgunsngear Walking with my parents from The Peabody Hotel to Rendezvous BBQ:
“The people we chatted with in the lobby say there is a lot of crime here.” - Mom
“Yes, mom. Which is why I have a forty five on my hip.” - Me
“You’re packing heat?” - Dad
“Yes, dad. It’s Memphis.” - Me

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

Day five of Freedom 250 month, America.

Send it.

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

I'm making a command decision; we're not stopping this after tomorrow. This is Freedom 250 month now. If the homosexuals get a whole month, we get at least 31 days 🇺🇸.

Pump up the patriotism🇺🇸
Pump up the vibes🇺🇸
Rep the MF set🇺🇸

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

@SonsOfLibertyGW @jerrycurld Exceptional.

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

💯

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THE GREATEST COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME.

Marshawn: “Just hand [the beer] to me and I'll run it over to him”

Man: “Nah, I'll toss it to him”

Beast Mode: “JUST HAND IT TO ME. No need to throw it. We're so close. I could run it over, it's just right here

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

God.
Damn.
Right.

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

America turns 250 today.

Let me read back the resume.

We started by telling a king to pound sand, in writing.

By 1803 we bought half a continent from France for about four cents an acre.

We fought a war with ourselves and somehow stayed one country.

We strung a railroad across the entire thing.

We handed the world the lightbulb, the telephone, and the airplane in about thirty years flat.

Then a man named Willis Carrier invented air conditioning and made half the planet actually livable.

You are welcome, Texas. You are welcome, Dubai.

Twice the whole world caught fire, and twice we showed up and helped put it out.

We split the atom.

We put men on the moon in 1969.

Then we went back and hit golf balls up there, because why not.

We invented jazz, blues, rock and roll, and hip-hop, and the whole planet is still dancing to it.

We put a burger and fries on every corner of the earth.

We built rockets that fly themselves home and land standing straight up.

We flew a helicopter on Mars.

We launched a car into actual space and it is still out there cruising.

We also invented ranch dressing and somehow talked the entire world into putting it on pizza.

Priorities.

We even invented three of our own sports so we could win them.

Baseball, basketball, and football.

Real football, the kind with hands, because we named it and we are not taking corrections.

The rest of the planet can keep soccer, which is fine, we are hosting it in our backyard this summer anyway.

And yes, Canadian football exists, wider field, extra man, one fewer down, and we try very hard not to think about it.

Frankly it was generous of us to invent our own games.

If we put all that energy into soccer, nobody else would ever lift that trophy again.

We would win it so often they would just rename it the America’s Cup and hand us the keys.

You are welcome for the suspense.

And in 2026 we threw a birthday so big a German tourist live-tweeted our gas stations to 750,000 people.

Not every chapter was clean.

We argued, we stumbled, we fixed what we broke, and we kept building.

That is the whole trick.

Two hundred and fifty years in, and we are still the loudest, brightest, most improbable experiment on the map.

Not bad for a country that started as a strongly worded letter to a king.

Happy birthday, America.

🦋

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

ALL GAS NO BRAKE FULL SEND!!!

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

I'm making a command decision; we're not stopping this after tomorrow. This is Freedom 250 month now. If the homosexuals get a whole month, we get at least 31 days 🇺🇸.

Pump up the patriotism🇺🇸
Pump up the vibes🇺🇸
Rep the MF set🇺🇸

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

@christ_bocchi @Alkibiades_ @HomericFuturist You’re the Uncle Sam in the wheel chair:

https://t.co/VYtIq5a6UW

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

@christ_bocchi @Alkibiades_ @HomericFuturist Masticate a bowl of Richards, you dimwitted racist troll.

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

American exceptionalism.

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

@Peter_ORyan99 @USDS yep...

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

@Apocalypse69420 @Alkibiades_ @HomericFuturist OK, Boomer.

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

HAPPY 250th AMERICA!!

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

@MeatEaterTV My EDC.

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

@Thedorgy @Alkibiades_ @HomericFuturist Let me know how that works out for you.

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

@SepulchralHeart @Alkibiades_ @HomericFuturist 🤷‍♂️

Maybe Christian Bale?
He’s British.

🤷‍♂️

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

@coldhardsats @Alkibiades_ @HomericFuturist It’s a snapshot of this year’s World Cup, but for all intents and purposes, it is a snapshot of what America is.

And what America can be.

We never settle

We are always striving for the best.

And we will always be the best country on Earth. https://t.co/Qhpwf9qBcs

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

@dmbkparker

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

I don’t soccer

I really hope we win.

Paul Allen Memorial Stadium was built for prime time.

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

Do you guys realize what they’ve done? Lumen Field on a Monday night?? I honestly feel bad for Belgium. Will be the greatest crowd in the history of sports. If we score early, the earth will literally shake. No man could deliver in that environment. The Belgians will break.

[Varsity 38 @CBW556]

@SepulchralHeart @Alkibiades_ @HomericFuturist You didn’t know he was born in Texas?

LOLz.