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World champion napper.

[Deadline @CBenjaminFord]

"There is good in this world -- and it's worth fighting for." Sam Gamgee.

[Deadline @CBenjaminFord]

@HoppyKercheval Has he seen a trump rally or Trump?

[Daniel Aguilar @daanielaaguilar]

BREAKING: The Estate of Arnold Palmer released a statement:

‘Arnold Palmer was a proud American of great talent and endowment in many areas. The girth of his legacy extendze well beyond golfing. But as a life-long Democrat, we are sure he would support Harris for President.’

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Scenario: Trump is elected.

Trump immediately cuts off funding for Ukraine's defense, NATO (US allies) are in turmoil as Russian troops start to mass at Poland's border. Poland and other countries call for a US response, they are ignored.
Meanwhile Trump again starts a trade war with China, imposing heavy tariffs not only on China, but on US allies like Canada and the EU. Food prices in the USA skyrocket.
Several incursions on Polish territory by Russian Troops takes place. NATO decides to move into a defensive posture against Russia without US backing.
President Xi of China sees the USA as weak for not defending a NATO ally and moves it's NAVY into Taiwan's territory - a land invasion seems imminent. Trump threatens China economically, but since he's put such heavy tariffs on China, it's meaningless. China invades Taiwan - Trump does nothing.
Taking a hint from China, Russia moves more Troops onto Polish land, Putin knows Trump won't do a damn thing - Trump's Putin's buddy. NATO and Russia go to war without the USA.
Meanwhile in the USA, jobs are being cut because of the skyrocketing costs of goods, social unrest is at it's maximum. Angry people march in the streets demanding something to be done about the economic catastrophe that is happening, and they are met by federal troops as Trump declares a state of emergency and martial law is imposed.
Democratic Senators and Congressmen are arrested by Trump loyalists, and there is nothing anyone can do about it because MAGA owns the Executive Branch and the Judicial Branch - the legislative branch is now meaningless.
People are arrested for speaking out against Trump - the Constitution is nullified, and in place of it a new Evangelical Theocratic State is installed, which gives the president unlimited power and names him as "Gods Messenger".
Fuck around and find out.

[Governor Josh Stein @NC_Governor]

As we continue our unprecedented response to Hurricane Helene, the nation is beginning to understand that impacted areas have been the target of a relentless vortex of disinformation, dialed up by bad actors and platforms like X. 🧵

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Maybe we’re just old-fashioned but some of us are a bit funny about all the lies, raping, and treason.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

Okay, if the folks out there working the reality of climate change had a hair on their collective ass, the Cat 4 hurricane now barrelling toward Florida would not be named Milton. If we are up to the "M" this season, that angry swirl -- coming in the wake of the disastrous Helene -- is Hurricane Mike: For the shitpiece of a U.S. House Speaker who thinks we no longer need NOAA tracking storms, or that Congress can go on vacation and FEMA will still have cash on hand while dealing with one of the worst storm seasons in memory.

Fuck these useless, empty people who can't govern for the common good and for whom every disaster afflicting Americans is just another opportunity for political maneuver.

#HurricaneMike. Leave Milton be.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

My preciousssssss....Meinnnn Fuhrer....

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Masterpiece.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Btw, the EVIDENCE for the crimes Trump committed trying to overthrow the election, as outlined in Jack Smith's filing, didn't come from Democrats. The EVIDENCE came from Republicans, came from people who worked for Trump, came from Trump loyalists.

Don't forget that.

[Lisa Snowden @LisaESnowden]

We don’t talk enough about the illegal immigrants who got here in the 1600s and almost immediately started human trafficking

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

A few years from now, discovering a red MAGA hat in a relative's attic will be akin to finding Nazi memorabilia.

[Deadline @CBenjaminFord]

@GailSimone Day drinking with you and Claremont would be a dream come true

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

When Jason Miller is the Secretary of Fertility Monitoring, just remember, he tried to poison his stripper girlfriend with an abortion pill in a smoothie, is a deadbeat dad to his baby mama, and looks like a beach ball covered in pubic hair.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

It’s hasn’t stopped being remarkable that just a few weeks ago we learned that several of the biggest MAGA-humping right wing influencers were on the kremlin payroll and getting their payments through a front company which was. And it was …

[Michael de Adder @deAdder]

I'm being throttled on X. My cartoons are performing better on Facebook. On Facebook!! This cartoon isn't being seen on here.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Alex Jones is ordered to sell Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families. And MAGA and the GOP is freaking out.

Imagine if a man walked into a funeral of a child. Went up to the inconsolable parents and said, "Nope. Your child isn't dead. You're lying." And an entire political party cheered for him.

When that political party gets crushed in November and they're crying, "Why?!" Hint: Don't abuse parents of murdered children. Americans don't like that.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has announced if he wins, he will lift sanctions on Russia and Iran. This is why Putin was paying millions to Republican influencers. He’s bought control of Trump’s party. Retweet so all Americans see this alarming announcement.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

CNN gets busy sanewashing Trump's speech before its even over

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

Thursday, we are going to get a massive document dump from Jack Smith in the DC sedition case (that’s what I call it).

None of it will matter to DonOLD’s base because crime doesn’t matter to them if a white man does it.

But…yeah, I think it will remind a lot of people of

[Schlomo, philanthropist. @thesofa]

@FeralFeline25 @MELANIATRUMP @VP @williebrown