🌊Berndie

coastal carolina alum | mlb free agent | professional hater

[🌊Berndie @CBerndie18]

if i was alcohol in the Crest of Wildwood this weekend, i would be absolutely shaking rn.

Drinks: ACTIVE
Face Down on Beach: PROBABLE
Crop Tops: QUESTIONABLE
Good Ideas: OUT

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

“We’re in the driver’s seat”

[🌊Berndie @CBerndie18]

@cfaherty10 @Rally_House Looking like a proud mom sending her kid off to college

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Not sure I've ever seen a full circle of dudes celebrating in the penalty box lmao

[trap dad @dude_gang]

asking the bouncer kicking me out of the bar what his name and badge number is

[Danny Dimes @BreastLoverDan]

Left class early for my intramural playoff basketball game

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

This is awesome.

Clemson baseball has a tradition of players going up in the stands during the 4th inning to shake hands with Veterans.

Today, on opening day, the Army baseball team joined in with them

@ClemsonBaseball 🤝 @ArmyWP_Baseball

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

Sitting at the bar, ordering a beer, and eating a cheese burger while watching a game by yourself is arguably a top 5 experience

[Robert “Baba Louie” Louis, CFP @Rob2Shifty]

It is an awful night to be the Instagram story like button

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

These 23 year old fitness influencers who “quit drinking” are frauds. Ma’am. You barely even started. You didn’t even give drinking a chance. You didn’t quit. You never started. Stolen valor.

[Kevin Westgirth @kevinwestgirth]

Normalize texting the girl you want and her not responding

[SleeperNHL @SleeperNHL]

Still the most impressive start to a game I’ve ever seen

[Young Urban Professional @YoungUrbPro]

Things to settle before you marry her:

1. Core values
2. Religion
3. Finances
4. How to raise the kids
5. Does her bitch ass family run a 5k thanksgiving morning

[Dan the Flyera Fan @DanTheFlyeraFan]

Zegras did more for the Flyers-Pens rivalry in that scrum than anybody else has in like a decade

[swagless @noswagordrip]

I’m starting to think nobody knows where my hug is at

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

You’re laughing. Unc is chopped and you’re laughing

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

“ What if the bats get hot ”