Uncle Cracker

Oh you know, just livin the dream (I’m completely dead inside)

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

Greg Weissert will never have to drink a free beer in Boston ever again. He will pay for everything forever. He actually should have to pay for everyone else to drink. He sucks.

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

Bummer. Put Marcelo at SS

[Red Sox @RedSox]

#RedSox shortstop Trevor Story underwent a successful sports hernia repair. The procedure was performed by Dr. William Meyers at The Vincera Institute in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

[GOWIE @DaKidGowie]

Mid-game and Carter Bryant still took the time to wash his hands. Therefore, there’s no excuse for the average man to not wash his hands after using the bathroom. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

#TrustTheMetrics

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

what happened to throwing trash on to the field when the team sucks?

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

What if the red sox did a reverse Trea Turner and just booed Story so loud his next at bat

[Justin @JustinMLB]

The Mike Trout package putting up a hell of a show so far tonight

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

KYLE FROM WALTHAM WITH A HOMECOMING! LOCAL KID DONE GOOD!

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

If I ever get invited to the Metgala I would wear cargo shorts and a Corey Dillon Pats reebok jersey that’s super faded and the letters and numbers are peeling off

[NBC Sports Boston @NBCSBoston]

Air traffic around Fenway.

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

Can someone on this team just go rogue in the postgame. Just say what we’re all thinking. Get traded and go enjoy your baseball career. Or someone from the Blue Jays make fun of us. Someone call out the clowns up stairs

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

The computers say we’re going to turn it around! Not to worry folks! Chatgpt told Craig to give it time!

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

Going from Brian Bello to Greg Weissert is like stubbing your toe and then while your hopping around in pain an 18 wheel drives into your house and kills you

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

Thanks Craig, you fucking stiff

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

@MikeCoyne22 we’re all in spain without the S

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

how awesome would it be if next red sox homestand there was just like 1500 fans in attendance and made it look like a marlins game

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

FLOOP IS A MAD MAN HELP US SAVE US FLOOP IS A MAD MAN HELP US SAVE US FLOOP IS A MAD MAN HELP US SAVE US

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

Usually i complain about @MLBTV blackouts. But tonight im very thankful. You guys should extended the blackout rand from Maryland up to Boston. just an idea

[Uncle Cracker @cfaherty10]

this gotta feel like when the Varsity team is ass and the jv team wins every game then you all have to ride the bus back to the school super awkwardly

[Worcester Red Sox @WooSox]

6-7 ha ha ha ha