Bouts

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

@houseandhens Me, searching Amazon for “Duck”, only to realize it’s a joke because they’re in an Amazon prime box: 👁 👄 👁

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

@AlaniNutrition A black/white/clear 12 oz! Like the limited edition one that came out with the Space Case (but smaller, duh) 🤩

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

My taste in men is bad because my first crush was pre-ballet Tyler (Channing Tatum) from Step Up

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

How DARE my fwb make me fall for him

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

@ConstantlyGus Yuuup, I forget to eat all the time 🤦🏻‍♀️ my dad has a fit...you know how Greek parents are 😂

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

@ConstantlyGus Adderall. It’s Adderall 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

My ex just reactivated his account to find me on here and then searched through my tweets to like THIRTEEN of them

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

@KahlonRav Aaaannnnnnd now I’m crying

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

I thought this was a Kraft Singles

[pretty penny @MeeksDaughterXO]

🥺 They say for every time we share a rare golden turtle, we get money or very good news that day. 🐢♡☟➦...

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

SAY IT FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK ‼️‼️‼️

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

@ConstantlyGus Can confirm 😂

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

The longer I stare at this, the worse it gets

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

Is there a gift guide for your ex’s parents who you’re spending Christmas with but also with your ex

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

why I won’t wear a mask

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

@ConstantlyGus In bed, with a fork, straight out of the (large) container

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

“You may recognize her from that documentary where it seemed pretty clear she killed her husband, but tonight she’s here to murder the dance floor. Please welcome to the stage, Carol Baskin!”

[Bouts @CBoutivas]

@ConstantlyGus @DanielGHajjar Thought this was just me 😅

[Chris Schleicher @cschleichsrun]

I Marie Kondo’d so much of my wardrobe last year. And I’m here to tell you... I miss every piece of clothing. I think about them all the time. Don’t believe her. She is a chaos agent.