Craig Byrne

Tamer of spaghetti code.

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

Can I go to space for $2,500 yet?

[Accidental CISO @AccidentalCISO]

Under no circumstances should someone trust this platform to be their email provider.

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

All day everyday.

[Basit Ayantunde @basit_ayantunde]

C devs would rather write the most abominable macro known to man than use C++.

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

RIP to the legendary Kingda Ka if the rumors are true. Went and rode it for the first time and the last time yesterday. Truly a beast.

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

[mart @martincitopants]

IT IS DONE. I AM FREE

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

Nothing has captured the shenanigans I find myself in like this.

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

How does LAX have the worst food of any airport? Like LA has great food.

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

@iliketurtl3z Lol

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

This is the best birthday gift of all time.

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

I'm entering the, "what if I had a french made Dutch oven," portion of life.

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

Let's Go!!!

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

I for one am not surprised that Charlie Munger died. That dude has looked dead for 30 years.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Honestly, this is better than trains. America bodied y’all. Absolute dominance.

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

@iliketurtl3z Brave

[MalwareHunterTeam @malwrhunterteam]

"Developers" could not care less...

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

@latenightlang @iliketurtl3z I'll never forget.

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

Big if true

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

RED 😉

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

The poor @Google weather frog is extremely relatable right now.

[Craig Byrne @CByrne131]

@EarlesGoneWild Forever ago