Gordon of Khartoum

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.

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First real Substack article

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@p8stie Girls and their hovels.

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@unirespecter I loved masked characters as a kid, especially skull masks.

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@hot_cocoa_girl I do think the kinkier a couple is, the more secure they're as they are more honest with each other.

But the concept of "ick" has psychologically damaged a lot of people. "What if I tell my wife of 10 years I want a candle up my ass and she divorces me."

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@FrenklyOfficer Actually, it's that marrying a stripper is the best financial decision you can make.

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@hot_cocoa_girl A shockingly high number of guys. Most want to put on their best face when they care for someone. They want to seem conventional, reliable, stable, and fun. They don't want to share their fears or their weird kinks. Yeah, she'll probably be ok, but what if you lose everything?

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@CivicChronicle1 Dude, you were in the bathroom a hella long time. You on HelloFresh's bottom friendly menu options?

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@autoadmitdotcom I love chatty women.

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@JacobAShell I totally get how ancient Greeks would think elephant skulls mean cyclops. But then, shouldn't cyclops have two massive tusks?

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@Lavader_ Germany had far more democratic participation than Russia. Zentrum and SDP were united against Communism. The military was still an organized body in 1918 and was also strongly anti-communist. Rosa never had a chance.

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@CaudilloXIV Frederick the Great was an LGBT icon after all.

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@nikicaga Even wilder when you remember they have nukes, definitely most illiterate nuclear armed state.

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@jewndahalfmen They decided to publicly assist the most annoying backstabbing “right wingers” and it turned off everyone else.

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@NukeBushwick More proof of his elite taste, a pleb would’ve been begging for Asians.

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@PNACstreetgang It’s the same as Latinx where it doesn’t flow well in its indigenous language.

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@laurynflint Woke jacobin is an oxymoron.

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@NukeBushwick History is just a vibe.

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I wasn’t the biggest fan of Zendaya. But I really enjoyed The Drama. It was incredibly funny and she was great in it.

Ever since, I’ve had a much better opinion of her.

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Zendaya has shared a new photo teasing 2 of her upcoming films — ‘DUNE 3’ and ‘THE ODYSSEY’.

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@EchoesofEmpire_ This could’ve been us, you fucking bitch.

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If I'm successful in life, please twinkify in death.