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[LastBornOfAfrica @CChedovsky]

@AgbawoGracious @Ian_San254 @dekim_Kalvino You like what Amarachukwu

[Tolks @Tolks6]

The Nigerian police can track my phone in the middle of the bush where I was cooking for stone miners but kidnappers are somehow untraceable?

In 2024 August. I was in Nasarawa State. A small village in Uke. No network half the time, no noise, just bush and survival.

Yet somehow, the Nigerian police tracked my phone down to the exact spot I was cooking in the middle of that bush for some Chinese miners.

The crazy thing is that they sent two Idoma men because from my calls they could tell my tribe and used it to deceive me that I should come outside the company gates and they were my uncle.

I refuse to come out because I was scared because I don’t recognize the number or voice until they forcefully enter into the company and requested the security call me and I am a thief.

My offense?
My former boss in Abuja reported that I stole his phone.

The same iphone this man SOLD to me.

I was on my own when he told me he wants to sell one is phone.

When we fell out and I quit working for them, the story suddenly changed.

It became “company phone” and the “bigger boss” now wanted it.

I asked a simple question what about my money because I have been using the phone for 4 months and all of a sudden when I quit working with the company it became company phone.

He told me to go and collect it from the Chinese man who sold the phone to me who was already in China.

I refused. I said no refund, no phone.

Next thing, police showed up.

No proper investigation. No interest in hearing my side.
Just “follow us.”

They seized the phone and were ready to lock me up like a criminal.

If not for my dad, who quickly made some calls and sent people to come through for me, I don’t even know how that story would have ended.

Even with all that intervention, I was still forced to write a statement and pay heavily just to kill the case.

That experience broke something in me.
I have never really talked about it till now.

But here is what keeps bothering me

If they could track me down to a remote bush in Uke,
a place where we were literally mining stones and cooking in the middle of nowhere.

What exactly is the excuse for not tracking kidnappers?

These people collect ransom.
They make calls.
They move around.

So what really is the problem?

They can track “yahoo boys” overnight
But kidnappers suddenly become invisible?

I don’t get it.

Maybe one day, we will stop pretending and start asking the real questions.

Bawalicious

[ADEMOLA😋🩵 @AdeHimSef]

You told me you have a boyfriend and I agreed. Now he broke up with you and you are dating another guy.😩

Meanwhile i came before the new guy why??😒

[Heart Mattaz by Rita @HeartMattaz]

A lot of people will not believe him.

Married women are on the dating side especially those whose husbands are not always available or around but doesn't know how to fvck.

Single ladies are there for "fuck me and give me money"

The married women are there for "fuvck me, my husband hasn't touched me or doesn't know how to fvck me" while some are there for money.

HeartMattaz

[LastBornOfAfrica @CChedovsky]

@guzu_p That last slide come be like say she tie wrapper inside

[LastBornOfAfrica @CChedovsky]

@Chi_lady_89 @Bishophotxy They will cheat on there wife except me🫩

[LastBornOfAfrica @CChedovsky]

If she relocate to Lekki she will buy Cybertruck in 6months

[LastBornOfAfrica @CChedovsky]

That's were Bro Emeka comes in.

After his Oga don settle am after 7yrs of service, he go rush go marry this kind wey package herself inside church, Bro Emeka go just relegate like Westham

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

For her mind now, she's building a future with her man.

I believe there are decent guys who must have approached her for something serious but she turned them down because they don't have the bad boy vibes.

By the time the bad guy she's d¥ing for is done making her uzelezz, she'll become a Church gîrl, looking for the same nice guy she rejected years back to carry her cross, wife her and not judge her by her past.

There shall be no happy ending for simps.

[LastBornOfAfrica @CChedovsky]

@AndyjnrUmaru A football boot size 42 make I fit dey bend R2 like Doku

[LastBornOfAfrica @CChedovsky]

@Emmanue42696164 That's the world we live in bro

[Emmanuel Benjamin @Emmanue42696164]

They will take the job gig you do and don't mind paying huge amount of money to other people for the same service you offer but will want you to do it for them for free.

Start placing high value on your services when it come to deals with friends and family members!

#Xtips

[Eli @_ElishaUTD]

Best of Sir Harry Maquire

[LastBornOfAfrica @CChedovsky]

Rhinoceros is that you

[archillean princess 💋 @softalchemy_]

Reposting the video that broke the internet 😂
Godforbid a fat girl wears a bikini

[Alté of Lasgidi 🪖 @onetruechap]

America ladies Nigeria ladies

[LastBornOfAfrica @CChedovsky]

@SirDavidBent @librabaddie_j @silassmart_ @vikkycruise11 @paulo_snat @Signor50 @Wellness_Tosin @imariabe_jnr @AugustaMedVA @maryan67886 @syke_ronald @Iretomiwa66 Followed y'all

Follow back and let's gain

[LastBornOfAfrica @CChedovsky]

I thought pussy taste like strawberry that shit tastes like HDMI cable

[LastBornOfAfrica @CChedovsky]

Which country will you prefer to visit here?

[LastBornOfAfrica @CChedovsky]

@ComfortLolaa Never ask a hoe that question why she is taking those kinda pictures

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Single mother go dey knack married Men and she’d be super fine with it.. Having casual sex with Married Men without any hesitation

But when they meet a young boy that isn’t married yet but he’s seeing other Woman or he has a babe, they start demanding for exclusivity.

Weird creatures!

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

Be careful what you wish for son🥲🌚