CaptainCovid

“You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know? I just…do things.”

[Hon. Vickie Paladino @VickieforNYC]

Actually, live your life normally, use your AC in whatever manner keeps you comfortable, and if the grid collapses make them explain why we don’t have power generation capacity sufficient to our needs as a city, and make them fix it by building more capacity.

Do not acquiesce or normalize any of this. Nothing socialists say can be taken in good faith.

They want to take away AC permanently (as they have in Europe) and they will do it first by getting you used to the idea that your AC must be turned down for ‘the greater good’, then by making it more expensive to purchase and operate through higher energy costs (also already happening), and finally by regulating it out of existence.

Just say no.

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@PaperboyPrince @iiwasinthee212 What are you intending to do when you stab someone in the chest?

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@howellsuzy @WSJ Guys guys guys… nothing matters bc Trump = BAD!!

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@Realrclark25 TLDR - Ryan Clark calls Jaxson Dart a racist and says if you support Trump you are a racist.

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@TheELRShow @Rosenbergradio After you all have been fired, you still don’t get the hint that more people think you are all wrong than the people who think you are right?? 🤣🤡

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@tjmcaloon @lebatardshowfan @LeBatardShow @ZaslowShow YOU DONT GET THE SHOWWWWW

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@JeffNadu Sorry to say, but that is a sign of retardation.

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@righttimebomani Thought this was Ibram X. Kendi with alopecia

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@JamieMetzl Fuck off, pussy.

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@TheDemocrats Is this guy gay? No judgment, just curious and I literally have no idea, but this picture looks gay.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Trump announcing he's about to reach a peace deal to end the war

(it's the 12th time this week)

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@MichaelRyanRuiz @MJO316x Yeah of course Mike. They can’t just say “no comment” or “I don’t have an opinion on my teammates political preferences.” That would make them complicit in like genocide and pedophilia and all the bad stuff, right?

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@KyleKulinski We know you’re not kidding…but that is because you are genuinely retarded.

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@MichaelRyanRuiz You squirm a lot 🤷‍♂️

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@spencerdirks @Joshknows11 @BoamReho @MichaelRyanRuiz Is there a moral difference between falsifying business records and attempting to kill another human? Or are all criminals the same in your mind?

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@MichaelRyanRuiz @LeBatardShow Basically “he made me do this!” 😭 🤡
“Don’t make me react this way” 🫪
aka people aren’t responsible for their own reactions… ofc the response will be “wHaTaBoUt DaRt???”

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@dc_mma Literally doesn’t matter. People make bets with money they don’t have all the time. End up paying with credit cards or kneecaps.

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@LegacyProgramVP @TheBrancaShow @MikeArchrr @Cici_94Percent Branca has been saying Chud is fucked from the get-go. This affidavit has taken him by surprise because of how weak it looks, so he is giving his opinion as to what it means. Are you retarded?

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@afeldMMA The lesson is don’t be offended by words and don’t take other peoples beefs personally. Stop encouraging people to engage in parasocial behavior where they become personally hurt by 2 UFC fighters insulting each other and then getting over it after beating each others brains out.

[CaptainCovid @CCoronq]

@Katiemoneygrabz @Deloitte Why did women have more kids back when there were zero maternity leave policies?