Cheyenne Ciotti

putting all my effort into being happy

[San Diego Humane Society @sdhumane]

Never leave your pet in a parked car, even with the windows cracked during warm and hot weather. More heat safety tips at https://t.co/9oupMQIHWT.

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

sneaking therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill wrapped in cream cheese

[Cheyenne Ciotti @CDCiotti]

@MattRoy_TV Yo is this sattler?

[Cheyenne Ciotti @CDCiotti]

Literally go F yourself

[Cheyenne Ciotti @CDCiotti]

@mikehoffmann Etsy

[medusa @medusa_adsume]

if vaccines caused autism we would have high speed rail

[Cheyenne Ciotti @CDCiotti]

@mista_robertson I am really good.

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry for being such a bitch i’m overstimulated

[Cheyenne Ciotti @CDCiotti]

@jesusjac_ Even the organic chicken breasts suck but the chicken tender strips are actually pretty good. My favorite meals are the creamy dreamy cavatappi, cheesy black bean tacos, and the corn chowder is really good and surprisingly easy to make.

[Cheyenne Ciotti @CDCiotti]

@jesusjac_ I’ve been doing hello fresh for about 3 years and love it! The only thing I wouldn’t recommend are the chicken breasts.

[Austin Robertson @mista_robertson]

Calling going to the gym going to the james because we aren’t that familiar

[Cheyenne Ciotti @CDCiotti]

@mista_robertson It’s bc you’re a perv

[Austin Robertson @mista_robertson]

Sharon is Karen

[Cheyenne Ciotti @CDCiotti]

TBH I’d consider paying $80/month for that if there were no commercials and I could still watch whatever whenever. That’s where cable really fell short

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Starting a new company.

It's called "Cable."

We're going to take all of the streaming services, combine them, put them in one menu, and charge you one simple fee to navigate all of them.

Raising $750m at a $10b valuation.

[Austin Robertson @mista_robertson]

Need a candle that smells like the morning before a field trip

[Cheyenne Ciotti @CDCiotti]

Why are “lions not sheep” people so rude?

[Cheyenne Ciotti @CDCiotti]

@n00rvana Germany, everyone was so helpful the several times I got lost

[Cheyenne Ciotti @CDCiotti]

@mista_robertson Omg you’re too cute! Love you so much!!

[Cheyenne Ciotti @CDCiotti]

@mista_robertson This is milk misinformation