Canadian Duster™

I bleed red, and white. I play hockey, well if pickin' splinters outta my rear counts. #FTB.

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

My internet's worse than @CondescendTorts' power play. #Brutal.

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

Who's @Ya_Boi_EddieG? #Beauty.

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

I found a selfie of @wheelsoffire. @OhCoolStoryBabe, @PierreOnGlass, and @ChirpTheDusters, thought you'd laugh.

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

.@JustCelly Hey @SauceHard:

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

“@TheNHLHumor: If a Nuke hit the U.S. and it was to hit Crosby in the Jaw; well...... he would be dead.” Fuckin' hilarious. #Sarcasm.

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

@bardown_duster Hahaha, good. Thought it was just me who noticed it.

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

I heard that @tornotobunny's legs are easier to spread than butter. Disgusting.

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

This year's #TradeDeadline is as eventful as Tebow's sex life.

[Hockey Savior @HockeySavior]

#MentionADislike Gettin' nailed into the boards.

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

Hey @CondescendTorts, Clowe has no goals this season, and yet you guys are having scoring problems. How the fuck did you approve of this?

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

I heard Gomez went to Florida for a set of water bottles, and a stretcher. #TradeCentre.

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

#YouGainPointsIf You tape your ankles as much as I do.

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

Hands of stone were preventing me from tweeting. Finally, I got them chiseled enough to type.

[TheDailyBender @TheDailyBender]

Bend so hard that my ankles snap,
Snipe so hard make the sherwood crack,
Straight chillin on the pine man that's a rap

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

@Aldandreta71 You called me a soccer player and a poser, like what the fuck? I'm not a poser, I play AAA hockey in a big town. #Seriously.

[Canadian Duster™ @CDNDuster]

@Aldandreta71 What? You just followed me. #Confused.