arthouse milhouse

sometimes I think I'm a killer.
I scared you in your house.
I even scared myself by talking
about Dahmer on your couch

[arthouse milhouse @CDUB01]

being married to someone who didn't spend his childhood in Britain is fucked, I just sang the Fun House theme song and he said "what's that?"

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

absolutely wild that the only lasting impact of the Trump assassination was Tenacious D breaking up

[Ed @ted_pen]

time for the card machine industry to decide whether you tap the screen or the top bit. this has gone on too long

[tia goth. @cineminx]

my face 24/7

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

texting every man I know “hey what’s going on with the stock market?” as a little treat for them

[arthouse milhouse @CDUB01]

@lynseypads1 @DrJenGunter Could be a good example of why a 12 year old shouldn't have TikTok

[katie @pipterino]

me when someone at work is telling me about something their child has done

[erin chack @ErinChack]

“i have to tell you something but you can’t tell anyone” i am telling my husband i already started writing the text

[Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne]

I can't handle people who don't like every animal. Are you fucked in the head? We're lucky any animal exists at all, you fucking idiots

[nw@l @nastywomanatlaw]

I didn't actually *ask* for an AI assistant on every app and website

[Laurence @ibeonline]

got my degree in yearnalism

[Bryan Johnson Blood Boy #37 @bryanbloodboy37]

a massage is not enough I need to be rolled through a pasta machine

[Jonah Koslofsky @Koslofskyspeaks]

[Bene Gesserit voice]: no worries if not!

[arthouse milhouse @CDUB01]

@mark_smitheram @LewisHoldenNZ The current onshore facilities are crumbling into the ocean and there are no suitable ferries available for purchase.

[arthouse milhouse @CDUB01]

@AudreyPorne Tis the season. I'm just glad to see the back of the flies.

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

How am I? Not bad, but also one triggering sad indie song away from losing myself to the abyss.

[arthouse milhouse @CDUB01]

@watsoncomedian New Zealand is really close in case you were curious!

[arthouse milhouse @CDUB01]

@discokidnap Agree

[arthouse milhouse @CDUB01]

@TheSpinoffTV Wish it was coming to Wellington! Travel to Auckland is wild right now.

[arthouse milhouse @CDUB01]

@Pazienza82 @simon_pound Every 4 weeks though?