Xtina

[Xtina @CDans]

"I got a free coffee today. The lady at Starbucks said it was "to spread Christmas cheer" or something, whatever that is." 18 yr old @ work

[Xtina @CDans]

My phone was just at 100% at 8am and now it's at 14% and I've sent 2 texts but that's ok bc 400 ppl on earth find me somewhat tolerable

[Xtina @CDans]

@Wikipedia Why u always broke tho ??????

[Xtina @CDans]

Me: I shouldn't text my friends when they're in an exam, maybe their volumes on
Inner Me: U want them 2 graduate before u? Send 9. In a row.

[Xtina @CDans]

@Diabredic ???? U??? when have u been nice ?????

[Leah Tiscione @LeahTiscione]

when you felt so deeply that you become felt

[Xtina @CDans]

@ItsFoodPorn these cookies were baked at 450 fucking degrees n they still cold

[Xtina @CDans]

@ItsFoodPorn these cookies so pale they had to sign a waiver to walk into Smilie's buffet

[Xtina @CDans]

@ItsFoodPorn why these cookies look like Kat Von D tryin out the fake freckles trend tho

[Xtina @CDans]

Office = sauna. 28 degrees. Central air off for repairs. This is how it ends. Thank u to all 370 of u for 4 yrs of supporting my bad tweets

[Xtina @CDans]

🍋When life gives you lemons, make lemons. Life will be like "what!"

[Xtina @CDans]

"So you were their bus driver basically"

"Yeah I guess I was their bus driver"

#igotareallybigteam #badbitchesonly 🚌🚌🚌👯👯👯

[Xtina @CDans]

Water cooler conversations: "I had a station wagon when I was in high school & girls LOVED it because they could bring all their friends"

[Xtina @CDans]

When ur exhausted and decide u want to go drink #transientlifeform

[Xtina @CDans]

It's all fun and games until u pick all the Lucky Charms out of the box and ur left with a cardboard box full of dry, flavourless wheat 🌾

[Xtina @CDans]

When u drink some coffee before class so u have energy for class but then end up having too much valuable energy to waste it in class ☕️☕️☕️

[Xtina @CDans]

@25wesw reunited and it feels so

devastating to my productivity

[Xtina @CDans]

When everyone's on site for the day so you do important adult tasks like researching Dagestan weddings #viewerdiscretionisadvised

[Xtina @CDans]

*watches the tub faucet drip for 2 hours* #CatsBeingCats

[Xtina @CDans]

Listen up "mom" FUCK this water dish. I'm drinking out of the toilet. #CatsBeingCats