Christina DeLurgio

by the end of the day my shoulders are usually somewhere up around my ears

[Reimena Yee 🦇 @ reimenayee.com @reimenayee]

The God of Arepo / a comic about a farmer who befriends a nothing god (1/13)

[The Lily @thelilynews]

In this comic, Sólveig Eva asks: "How much talent has gone uncelebrated because we feel entitled to women’s work?" Read more 👇 (1/4)

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

ok. the corn song has embedded itself in the fiber of my being. i cannot escape it. it makes up about 75% of my daily doomscroll

[NASA @NASA]

Better together. International collaboration gave us the most powerful space telescope ever made, and the deepest infrared views of the universe ever seen. With our partners at @ESA and @CSA_ASC, the science can begin. Together we #UnfoldTheUniverse: https://t.co/oFA1ja4jeP

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

to the new followers I gained from tweeting about high school cafeteria cookies: I regret to inform you that my tweets are few and far between and will never again hit to that degree
but thx

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

@sumtingwonggg speaking my language!! plus a thing of fries while you’re at it

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

i would just die for a freshly baked (aka 99% raw) st pius cafeteria cookie right now. saran-wrapped and everything

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

@xo_spencerness ugh YES what an experience. irreplaceable :’)

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

if you marry a man, and then you decide to file your taxes jointly with that man: pray, with all your heart, that this man has not made hundreds of crypto transactions in the past year. I say this for your sanity.

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

ok, that silent scene in star wars episode 8 with laura dern going down with the ship. i’ve seen the thing 10 times and still get shivers. what a tremendous moment.

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

this is not that exciting for those of you who are athletic but I have officially done 10 virtual cycling classes so far this month. of my own volition!! miracles do happen

[trash jones @jzux]

me when i have a bad day: i think i deserve a little treat

me when i have a good day: i think i deserve a little treat

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

and also. is there not a better way to upload multiple images and rearrange them. is there really no other way

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

@ mr zuckerberg fix your product por favor - i shouldn't be flagged for spam because i'm trying to tag guests in my wedding photos

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

@DavidBDeLurgio a christmas classic

[Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv]

Big day for dads with pocket knives

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The middle aisle of Aldi does insane things to the human psyche. You're there to get grapes and you leave with a bottle opener, a fire pit, and a decommissioned submarine.

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

lately i’ve been having a mild revelation approximately every day about how impossible it is for most people to afford to survive At All

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

ugh typical excel with “there’s a problem with the clipboard” ok what is it? we gotta talk about our issues, not hold them in. it’s you and me vs the problem. not me vs you. i’m here for you, little green grid machine

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

all day at the office I listen to the women around me apologize. for existing. for things that other people did. for needing things. for nothing.

stop being sorry!! have a little conviction! say things louder!

[Christina DeLurgio @CDeLurgio]

call me crazy but 2012 is actually a really great apocalypse movie and seems to have been entirely slept on