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[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

First trillionaire gets dropped into a volcano to ensure a good harvest

[John M @JohnM90GTA]

If you know where this is from, you are a legend.

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Teaching kids not to trust cops and/or robots from an early age turned out to be a vital 21st century skill

[CDubb$ @CDubbsCreates]

😍

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Love this😂

[CDubb$ @CDubbsCreates]

Surprisingly accurate

[Maria 🕐🕕🕚🕦🛗💣 @EFFEXWH0RE]

Universal healthcare and affordable housing

[panken - tumblr: /pankendev @pankendev]

everything is so abysmally fucking stupid now. idk if it's long covid or microplastics or some other mystery thing but there's got to be some Lead 2.0 type bullshit going around

[DatPiff @DatPiff]

GoldenEye 007 Pause Music But It’s Actually Three 6 Maria

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

Anyone else ever get the feeling that there are group of people who know that the ship is sinking and they are stealing everything that isn't nailed down as they load up the life rafts for themselves??

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Shout out to the solo lifters. No gym partner. No hype crew. No one watching. Just discipline, inner fire, and the work getting done.

We got this.

[Cozy @cosyposter]

16x the detail

[TB1™️ 🇺🇲 @TB1Kinobe]

No discrimination!

[Ben Davis @BenTheBaneDavis]

OFFICIAL RESULTS:

Mark Zuckerberg def. Elon Musk via 1st Round TKO at UFC White House

[NikTek @NikTek]

Everyone knew this one was coming...

[Farmer @bowtiedfarmer]

Show him a banger when he opens the app and then make it disappear

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Notice how we can convert empty warehouses into concentration camps, but we can’t turn it into housing for the homeless.

[Mowgli @fbgwayno]

Back in 2014, Vice would’ve already sent 2 scrawny white dudes to Mexico with nothing but an iPhone 4s & a gallon of water to monitor the situation

[CDubb$ @CDubbsCreates]

@userB2L70 And 3 ADATs.

[Derek Cressman @DerekCressman]

Maybe we should just tax billionaires.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.