Wife “How did you get those scratches on your neck”
Husband “Me and the fellas were out Kayaking when a seal rose out of the sea and Twatted me with an octopus”
Wife “You must think I was born yesterday” 🥊
He's actually done it!!!! Southgate has called up Maguire and Phillips who haven't played a minute of football and left out Ward-Prowse! To the streets people of England. This is a disgrace