NOT Reed Hastings

NOT CEO of Netflix or Qwikster! DVDs are the future! (Yes, this is what you'd call a parody account).

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

Our very special Netflix Black Friday deal: get BOTH DVDs AND streaming for the low, low combo price of $15.98 a month!! Act now!

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

This year I'm thankful for the Netflix price increase I implemented. Money, money, money baby!

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

HELL YEAH. You can vote for me as TIME's Person of the Year 2011! I KNEW I was doing it right!! - http://t.co/jDuIlgEX

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

Sure can. Convict me of being TOO AWESOME. RT @chrismroth My fellow Americans, surely we can convict @CEOReedHastings of something, right?

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

Everyone better stop talking shit about how I'm running Netflix or I'll bring back Qwikster.

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

Ok. It's your fault. RT @jevaun You had bad idea, blew up in ur face. Let's not shift blame to the Tea Party and Occupy Wall Street, m'kay?

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

My official statement on the loss of 8,000,000 Netflix subscribers since the price hike:

Who needs 'em!?

[Seán J. @ABadCommunist]

Hey @Netflix if you are wondering how you killed your brand... Here is a hint. @CEOReedHastings <- This guy #Netflix

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

I have no idea what this "Qwikster" thing you're all talking about is. I'm the CEO of Netflix, not any fly by night corporation.

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

@noahhendrix Not quite sure what you mean. Can I stick this "parody" you speak of in a sleek DVD envelope and mail it to you?

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

Just like Qwikster is taking over the growing DVD industry, Facebook will take over the future of scrapbooking! THE FUTURE IS NOW! #f8

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

@shaneadams Cue the boos? Cue the ... F.U. (cc @yourdp)

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

@jenniferlogue That's my motto!

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

Algorithms don't matter. Friends' word of mouth matters...which is why I think Qwikster will be such a huge SUCCESS! #f8

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

The U.S. will NOT be receiving Netflix integration with Facebook...instead America gets Qwikster! #f8

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

SHOW ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE, MOTHERFUCKERS. #F8

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

Mark Zuckerberg informed me right before #F8 that the big Facebook news is that you'll be able to order a DVD containing your profile info!

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

I would make a better HP CEO than Meg Whitman.

Picture this HP:
an iPad competitor...WITH A DVD DRIVE!

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

@heycheri I'd like to pitch you my new company. It's taking media distribution well into the future!

It's called Qwikster.

[NOT Reed Hastings @CEOReedHastings]

@NoRestrictions @firstglancefilm You're right. Why spend time to get your film on Netflix...when I can put it on our new venture QWIKSTER!