CEOofGlobalWarming

world is a fuck

[CEOofGlobalWarming @CEOofGlobalWarm]

joker didn’t kill the midget because living as a short person is a fate worse than death

[CEOofGlobalWarming @CEOofGlobalWarm]

i love my chud life

[CEOofGlobalWarming @CEOofGlobalWarm]

tried to buy @HestiaTobacco today and the cashier called me a faggot

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

To be clear, it wasn't a "crusade against elves" it was a crusade against people who live in trees. A lot of those happened to be elves, sure, but we also killed plenty of gnomes and mousefolk. Even a village of giant sentient owls. Hard to call any of that "racially motivated".

[CEOofGlobalWarming @CEOofGlobalWarm]

bad day to be a piece of clay

[CEOofGlobalWarming @CEOofGlobalWarm]

they’re running the union station chic fil a like it’s a mcdonald’s , didn’t even get a my pleasure

[CEOofGlobalWarming @CEOofGlobalWarm]

the more i watch Megalopolis the more it makes sense

[Union @yumtapwater]

Wearing a Menards shirt to Menards like I'm attending a concert

[CEOofGlobalWarming @CEOofGlobalWarm]

@fleshsimulator nah it comes from Delmonico's running out of #86 on there menu

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I think beer might actually be estrogenic because after 9 or 10 I can’t drive for shit and won’t shut my mouth

[alessandra @bIiccy]

it’s so hard being an empath and. A fascist at the same time

[CEOofGlobalWarming @CEOofGlobalWarm]

beautiful day at the beach

[CEOofGlobalWarming @CEOofGlobalWarm]

@dadbodsociety is it possible to change passwords? i want to win the hat but i cant sign in for some reason

[ｴﾝ @denden_osushi]

おねむだったのでぷかーりと

[DBS } Dying Brand Society @dadbodsociety]

Im wearing dbs ur wearing fog sorry ur not getting a head nod from me, not happening.

[CEOofGlobalWarming @CEOofGlobalWarm]

@atakaindustries i am normal and can be trusted with makarov

[CEOofGlobalWarming @CEOofGlobalWarm]

*pulls out illustrated diagram of the stl arch*

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

rogers park is so cool it's a shame it's all the way up there

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Once you get out of the Chicago TV market, the rest of Illinois is basically a giant sundown town for Polish people

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

St Patrick’s day is to Chicago what Mardi Gras is to New Orleans… there’s puke everywhere