sarah

chicago

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

wait this one's cuter

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

nevertheless she persisted

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

@MimePrinister yesssssss

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

was literally just saying i lowkey wanna see this movie now im all in lol

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese.

(Source: https://t.co/eFjZZWQsMN)

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

NEWS: #Packers star quarterback Jordan Love and his foundation donates a lot of money to LGBTQ+ organizations in Wisconsin.

They have also donated money to local LGBTQ youth groups.

Love’s foundation continues to donate hundred thousand dollars to different causes & charities.

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

cubs pride jersey is fugly again this year </3

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

may !!

[iain @HOERNMILTON]

June 1, 2026 CHC transactions:

2B Hoerner changed gender to nonbinary.
SS Swanson changed sexuality to evil bi.
CF Crow-Armstrong changed gender to trans guy.
LF Happ changed sexuality to closeted gay.
C Kelly changed gender to genderfluid.
RF Suzuki changed sexuality to pan.

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

i also recommend going by 4+ names! fun and cool thing to do

[bug 🏴 @sundriedtmto]

you can microdose the freedom of the past by going to a bar in a different city and lying about your identity to strangers

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

real fucking music https://t.co/d3tNWDKOfG

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

disco summer loading

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

love being online nowadays!

[Forty5ive @forty5ive179233]

@fullmetalhkm You okc niggas the most spiritually Israeli team ever this shit is proof goyim don’t have a soul

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

@blueirlonline careful w dat i have heard binder can hinder breast development (otherwise id also be doing that shit from time to time)

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

@telstardrugs happy bday oomfie !! <3

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

d'oh! piratemogged again!

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

ppl in real life: hey hows it going

[bladeemoder @ProudDengist]

HSTS tr4nnies are weird because half of them actually act like women and the other half act like stereotypical drag obsessed feminine gay men. With AGPs, pretty much all of them act like different variants of autistic males.

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

bowling green kentucky

[The Earth @hikingtheglobe0]

Guess the city without cheating?

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

12/16, pretty good but we've got work to do

[RGT @CyGasser]

REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS HAVE BEEN TO ALL OF THESE CITIES

1. Wauwatosa
2. Eau Claire
3. La Crosse
4. Janesville
5. Oshkosh
6. Manitowac
7. Waupaca
8. West Bend
9. Cambridge
10. Rhinelander
11. Elkhorn
12. Watertown
13. Beaver Dam
14. Viroqua
15. Elkhart Lake
16. Port Washington

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

also the aim of this trip was not to go somewhere worse to lock in, it was just an "i have to leave this stupid town or I'll die but im so busy and ive never been to alabama before" trip

[sarah @kefirconsumer]

last year when i was wall-to-wall busy trying to finish my thesis i took a spring break trip to birmingham alabama to get away from lexington kentucky but it turns out that birmingham is 100000000x cooler than lexington

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .