CES Trailer

Ready for our first CES! Hope they have a couple big TVs we can check out!

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Eyes wide open. No technology in the world can save me now. That thought makes me smile. Ready.

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Seconds left on earth. Regretting the 5 minutes I spent watching that complainy Mossberg CES wrap up video. Ground coming fast.

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Arms spread, saying "I hope I rsvp'd to heaven So I don't end up like @leolaporte at Pepcom" No one laughs. Falling. Don't remember jumping.

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Standing at the edge. Throw the trailer keys as far as I can, turning around to face the cops who know im not getting in that elevator.

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Bursting through a door marked "roof." the strip is laid out in front of me. People screaming on an amusement ride somewhere out of view.

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Elevator door opens. A wall of intel police surrounding me. I'll die before I go back to CES Prison (powered by Microsoft). I charge through

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Running into the Stratosphere. Pressing the up elevator button furiously despite knowing that doesn't make it come faster. Doesn't matter.

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Too soon. Too soon....RT @ReckenRoll: @cestrailer I thought you were a trailer...

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At the bar at the Luxor, trying to stay cool, bleeding badly from the head. Luckily, I'm not in the top 10 most haggard people here.

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CES badge for Best Buy CEO: Brian Dunn got caught on a street sign, broke. Went down a storm drain. I have nothing. Not even an ultrabook.

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Intel police confiscated the gas before I could get it going. Fleeing. Don't know how mug longer I can do this.

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Surrounding the LVCC with millions of unread copies of the CES daily. Soaking them with gas. Not going down alone.

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At the MGM grand buffet. Drowning my sorrows in shrimp.

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At least the three people in this photo are deader inside than I am. http://t.co/ZmuJixRf

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Going to walk the floor looking for people even sadder than me.....Oh, that didn't take long, there's a whole bunch of them.

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Trailer is burned. Bloggers are dead. Scoble stole my giant $2 million novelty check. All that's left now is me and Brian Dunn's CES badge.

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CES Trailer 2012 Bloggers Class Picture: http://t.co/tnQhKdua

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@Tim_Stevens Is it PBR? If so, we can pour a little out for the fallen bloggers of the CES Trailer.I wish I knew their names.

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Now @zpower and the other @verge editors are blasting James Blunt in their trailer. Adding insult to injury.

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The @gizmodo team isn't helping by standing around accusing the firefighters of being me.