Enzo ‘Gilmour’ Fernandez

genuinely delusional 👍👍👍

[Enzo ‘Gilmour’ Fernandez @CFCGilmour]

Tough day for cfc gilmour

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

10: 33 The Cannibal has left his lair

10: 54 The Mancunian Ogre was boarded the train at Piccadilly

11: 04 The Tiger has arrived at Stockport

11: 13 The Monster has had breakfast at Wilmslow

11: 32 The Tyrant has crossed Crewe

11: 44 The usurper was seen in Stoke

11: 53 Burnham is in Stafford, but will never reach the capital

12: 09 Andy will be in our city within the hour

13: 00 The Makersfield MP has arrived at Watford Junction

13: 09 The next Prime Minister has made his triumphant entry at London Euston amid his faithful subjects

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Utterly unnecessary VAR fourth-wall-breaking

[cameron @hellohimate]

and who can blame them?

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

The British Union of Fascists building in Durham is now a Pizza King kebab shop

[LB @looksbizarre]

My advice to Agamemnon: Don't siege Troy, take it immediately.

[Enzo ‘Gilmour’ Fernandez @CFCGilmour]

@Faulkking7 Wait until you hear about Paris-vatry

[Henrick Johansson @compliantvc]

JUST IN: The European Union advises its citizens not to travel to Tehran

"The safety of your personal data cannot be guaranteed as the Iranian regime does not follow GDPR protocols."

Wow!

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

The Oracle told Trump that if he should send an army against the Persians, he'll destroy a great empire, so I wouldn't worry about this too much.

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

“Alexander the Great was 25 when he conquered the Persian empire”

The ASU frat leader was 20 when he brutally frame mogged Clavicular.

[Joe @JoePostingg]

The Roman Empire fell because of *thing that just so happens to be my hobby horse in contemporary politics*

[matty matt @noetic_emetic]

socratic interlocutors be like

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Every man believes he could have passed the Chinese imperial civil service exam and become a scholar-bureaucrat

[Enzo ‘Gilmour’ Fernandez @CFCGilmour]

@michaelgj @bugsandfishes Still the case now

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Rinsing the Weetabix bowl immediately after consumption is so vital if you want peace in your life.

[Imperator Cat @CatImperator]

This sort of a billboard would be impossible few months ago. It is fascinating how history can be of use when you least expect it.

For the reference, the image refers to a monumental Naqsh-e Rostam rock relief of Roman emperor Valerian kneeling before Sassanian shah Shapur.

[Chudjak @chudjak]

nothing happened

[Enzo ‘Gilmour’ Fernandez @CFCGilmour]

I love live history