James

Plastic Chelsea fan. Avram Grant's burner. Campaigner to outlaw the short corner from football.

[James @CFCJames1]

Shearer: 'He's not comfortable answering these questions but its nothing compared to what people are suffering in Ukraine'.

What the fuck does Tuchel answering questions in a post match interview have to do with anything??!

[James @CFCJames1]

Chelsea are London's first and London's only.

14 years and still counting.

[James @CFCJames1]

In light of Arsenal's Champions League defeat, time to wheel out this old classic.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Kenneth @NiceGuyKenny]

To be fair, if you’d told me the last time Arsenal won the league that by the time they win another one Chelsea will have won 5 leagues, 5 Fa Cups, 2 club world cups and 6 European trophies 2 of which were Champions Leagues, I would’ve probably taken it.

[James @CFCJames1]

Chelsea losing 7 domestic finals in a row.

We are making history not reliving it.

[James @CFCJames1]

Delap is such a massive donkey get him out of this club

[James @CFCJames1]

Losing 7 domestic cup finals in a row, you'll never sing that

#FACupFinal

[James @CFCJames1]

Doesn't matter if Arsenal win it. They will never be London's first.

Oh, and we've won it twice.

[James @CFCJames1]

BlueCo will get us relegated one day

[James @CFCJames1]

I bet Steven Gerrard says Bruno 'Fernansh' as well

[James @CFCJames1]

Holy fuck we scored a goal

[James @CFCJames1]

Excellent. Here comes Delap to prance like a pony and do fuck all for 10 minutes.

[James @CFCJames1]

Thank god for Enzo Maresca or we'd be down there with Spurs

[James @CFCJames1]

Man City and Chelsea. Men against boys. Both on the pitch and in the boardrooms.

[James @CFCJames1]

Winstanley and Stewart OUT

How bad do they have to be?

[James @CFCJames1]

Thank fuck we had Maresca for the first half of the season or we'd be with Spurs right now

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

Liam Rosenior is absolutely the perfect figurehead for this project. Capable of delivering pseudointellectual soundbites that sound impressive to very dumb people but in reality completely clueless when it comes to delivering wins.

[James @CFCJames1]

Rosenior only hired because he's a corporate yes man to the clowns in the offices who have unfairly fed him to the lions by putting him in this role

[James @CFCJames1]

4 years into a 5 year plan with 1.5 billion spent and we are so so much worse btw

[James @CFCJames1]

Maresca was a good manager and was apparently the only leadership figure at Chelsea who had any ambition whatsoever