Isaac

Cam Ward, please be good. Chelsea|Sixers|Titans

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

How the fuck did the funny internet man get the coldest photo of the night.

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

I refuse to live in a world where the votes of people who like mint chocolate chip ice cream means as much as mine.

[YouGov @YouGov]

YouGov's latest scoop: vanilla is Britain's favourite ice cream flavour

Vanilla: 18%
Mint choc chip: 14%
Chocolate: 13%
Strawberry: 5%
Salted caramel: 5%
Rum and raisin: 5%
Pistachio: 4%
Coffee: 3%
Raspberry ripple: 3%

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

Holy shit he’s back

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 OFFICIAL: Mykhailo Mudryk is clear to play again after doping accusations. Case settled.

Mudryk, expected to join Chelsea in Hong Kong for pre-season tour. He’s gonna be available immediately.

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

Radio gimmick and we didn’t even play the song. What a miss.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

The talk of the town. 📻

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

God Tosin is dogwank

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

What a save that was. Unlucky from RKM.

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

@MrGeorgeBenson It won’t even let me subscribe to it. Keeps giving an error message when I try to pay for it.

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

Blueco heard us screaming for experience and monkey paw’d the fuck out of us.

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

Right okay what the fuck is going on?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Chelsea lead race to sign Jordan Henderson as new midfielder, another surprise for #CFC.

Henderson can leave Brentford on a free transfer and Chelsea are ahead in race with two more clubs for England international.

Former Liverpool midfielder, open to the move.

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

Fuck it why not. More reliable off the bench than Delap.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Chelsea exploring move to sign Danny Welbeck from Brighton & Hove Albion. Terms end 2027 & #BHAFC aware of interest. Early stage but optimism on all sides deal can be done; quality + leadership appeals to Alonso / #CFC @TheAthleticFC post @kierangill_DM https://t.co/wVkn0vcK7h

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

@sixers The biggest news in recent sixers history

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

Well LeBron would never rape a woman. So, Six of one…

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

Spot the difference

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

Just say you get no play brev.

[NotOk @NotOkN1]

Yearly reminder to remain abstinent!

[cammy @CammyWaffles]

Can’t believe Morgan Rogers!

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

HES GAAAAAARN

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟣🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Aston Villa agree deal to sign Alejandro Garnacho from Chelsea, here we go!

Club to club agreement done on loan with buy clause to become mandatory under certain conditions.

Unai Emery wanted Garnacho. Medical also booked.

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

This World Cup lowkey did wonders for our PR with the international community.

[👩🏻‍💻 @sinisterjournal]

jude bellingham clearing up centuries of hatred for england w that face card alone 🙏🏼

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

On the lowest of key. Spence LWB under Xabi?

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

I give it a week before he signs for them for like 60 odd million give or take.

[Absolute Chelsea @AbsoluteChelsea]

Aston Villa retain an interest in #Chelsea forward Nicolas Jackson.

[via @TeleFootball]

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

I don't think Argentina are ready for the inevitability of Dan Burn just heading Messi clear out the stadium.

[Isaac @CFC_Isaac]

Baring ref interference, Argentina might be our easiest game of the tournament so far. They've played like Rosinoir Chelsea all tournament.