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#FinsUp Started this account to keep up with the Miami Dolphins. No one is above the law. Vaccines save lives. Tired of the hypocrisy.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Remembering the first time I knowingly encountered the befuddling thing I would eventually know as MAGA.

It was 2008, on Facebook.

It was my old college buddy, Stove Minivan.

(Names have been changed to mock the guilty.)

(Link at the end of the thread to avoid throttling)

[CFLPhinsFan @CFLPhinsFan]

@dodgers_cards Wasn't he the starting pitcher for the Marlins' first game?

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@RobRobbins33044 @ProjectLincoln Yeah? That's 20-30 years in prison. Maybe just stop before you embarrass yourself further, since you now REALLY sound like a violent rapist. MAGA really is the Asshole Mafia.

[CFLPhinsFan @CFLPhinsFan]

@KellyIsRightTX I just assume every Confederate flag is being flown upside down as a sign of severe mental and emotional distress.

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@atrupar She's thinking of evangelical pastors and youth ministers.

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@natronbacon My timeline...

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The more you know.

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@iflingpoohere @davenewworld_2

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@HepcatinExile @davenewworld_2

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@RobRobbins33044 @ProjectLincoln That tracks. He is a rapist, after all. You sound like a rapist too.

[CFLPhinsFan @CFLPhinsFan]

@dewnmoutain @Gianl1974 You sound like a rapist.

[MightyZekken @MightyZekken]

Look, I get it. I used to work on Apaches. They're cool as hell, and I promise the pilots were just as amped as the crowd.

However, safety regulations are written in blood. There's a reason they weren't supposed to fly over crowds at such a low altitude. At that altitude at that speed, if anything had gone wrong, we wouldn't be seeing people crying about how unfair it is to the pilots. We wouldn't be seeing Kegsbreath saying "we'll fix this." We'd be seeing people demanding answers about why they were flying like that. We'd be seeing crying and angry families on the news demanding justice. And we'd be seeing the Secretary of "War" throwing these pilots under the boss so fucking fast there wouldn't even be skid marks.

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@ElectionBabe Wow, it has all the colors!

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@unjected Of course, the dead have no regrets.

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@RobRobbins33044 @ProjectLincoln Trump's not going to have sex with you, so just stop.

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@BillKristol @jefftimmer Or a socialism (state ownership of the means of production) connected with a singular focus on the needs of the nation over individual rights and protections. You know, a National Socialist kind of government.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

“When socialism finally came to America it wasn’t the lefty, Scandinavian version with universal health care and free college. Oh no. Instead, we got a command economy à la Chinese communism and it was ushered in by the right.” https://t.co/dpMaT5DP7N

[tern @1goodtern]

If the system will collapse because that name is revealed, let the system collapse.

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@thekeywestpost

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@forty_year @arelisrhdz @washingtonpost Dems aren't silent when Americans are killed. You're thinking of Republicans after school shootings.