Top 10 reasons I hate the Guardian:
1. He stole my prized chainsaw.
2. He stole my hat.
3. He blew me up.
4. He's ugly.
5. He let me die to the purple fatass.
6. He's stupid as hell.
7. He knocked me out once, how rude.
8. He bullies me everyday.
9. He's fat.
10. He's VERY ugly.